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[challenge entry] earth date: 1835


On the original Great Trek, 'warp speed' meant you whipped the oxen a little bit harder...

From the Star Trek challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)
# GON' SHOOT STEAK IN MAH MOUF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:06, archived)
#

ALSO: fucking hell, this new South Park is REALLY nasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Yeah, I watched it last night.
It surprises me how they're able to take things even further every time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# which episode?
 
as I mentioned to gronkpan yesterday I have been LOVING the series currently screening here.. just had the Imagination Land trilogy, and the Guitar Hero episode Tuesday gone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Cartman gives Kyle AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:48, archived)
# We just finished watching the Britney Spears episode.
It's not a classic but what they do to Britney is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Oh crap, I'll have to download that one tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Haha
it's truly nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Fucking hell, you were right.
That was brutal.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I shall look forward to it.
 
It'd be pretty hard to top the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Playset", but they do get better and better..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I think I was unlucky
because I saw "A Million Tiny Fibers" from that season and assumed that they'd completely lost the plot. But it's easily the worst of the bunch I think, in fact it's just a bad episode.
One of my current faves is "Stanley Cup" from the end of season 10.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Guns are not YAMS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Ooh, is this a new bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Bandwagons are for cuntyfoxes
GET YOUR JAWS AROUND THIS
www.b3ta.com/board/8199709
IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL.

WHERE'S DISCOMEATS AND COCKWEASLE WHEN YOU NEED 'EM? EH?

EH?!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# They're ram-yamming.
Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# whit happened tae ma fred?
(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# your pic is LOVELY.
SLEEp noW. BYYEeee




e b3ta;/.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:23, archived)
# RAM-YAMMING IS NOT FUCK-HAMMING.
You remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Why did you just get banned, The Amero?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# I HAVE REPLIED TO IT SO MANY TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# NOT WITH FUCKING PICTURES.
DINGUS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)
# THERE IS LAZERS
I IS HAPPYS
did you see this b3ta.com/board/8195405
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# lazors?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:18, archived)
# FREAKIN' LASERS!
 


beware
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
# pew pew pew!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)
# religious win!
I like this more than fall television...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# does that mean you're going to wash my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# will i be laserd if i degress?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)
# worse.
i'll make you listen to disco music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)
# funky disco?
or shitty disco?
can i tap my foot? or do i have to get up and dance like i have had a stroke?
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)
# fucking, shitty disco.
straight from italy, and you have to wear lime-green pants while you listen to it and some scrawny fembot sells you a bag of cocaine that turns out to be cut with baby laxatives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:57, archived)
# baby laxatives?
thats allright cocaine plugs me up good.

not that i have ever done it, or plan to, just transported it... in my..... suitcase....

as long as she doesn't try to sell me a good time i think i can drink enough to make the night go by
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 3:02, archived)
# when she unveils her swollen, putrefying labia you will be too high to object.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Haha, no, that's ace!
A few of us did this a while back for some reason.

Apparently, I won a trophy, and a resulting followup competition, however Cockweasle's late entry to the original was by far the greatest thing to appear on b3ta, and should be front paged by all accounts.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# do you has it?
to show us from the other side of the Atlantic?

(edit: PS im not merkan)
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# I'm on the normal side of the Atlantic.
The home of binge drinking, casual violence, and sandwiches.

I'll track down the thread, it was fucking ACE.

WATCH THIS SPACE.
BOLD, ITALIC, UNDERLINED, CAPITAL LETTERED EDIT:

The first one

DOUBLE EDIT:
The second one

My memory is leaving me in my old age, this was the trophy presentation. Cockweasle just blew everyone out of the water with his one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)
# This is a perfect example of why people cried when discomeats disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:39, archived)
# hes back now so its all good
and with that I go to sleep
Nighty Nighty
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Damn right.
I shall do the same also I think.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:44, archived)
# many thanks
i plan to visit your side of the pond some time soon... I dont plan on trying to fit in imediately or telling people that its so much different where i's come from.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)
# All of Cockweasle's stuff should be FP'D
its all brill
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
meat beat manifestoposter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 3:21, archived)
# maybe sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:13, archived)
# mugwump, mugwump, not very dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)
# I'm going now.
It stinks of FUCKING YAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:24, archived)
# CLEANING MUGWUMP VERY VERY EASY MATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:40, archived)
# i think this compo should be about music instead of pictures.
ah-aah-aaaaaah, ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Björk - Earth Intruders
AMIRITE?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i know very few bjork songs by name, though i enjoy many of them.
i was thinking this should be a music compo, where we sing the praises of star trek or shatner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)