Q&D I'm afraid
and I don't believe that this is the "Ultimate" Computer. It doesn't even have CP/M...



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(theSHALROTH Shamble bobble dimble dooble, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

backslashes as path separators are an abomination

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

they are an evil suck of putrid hate

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

and they lead to, even today,
people saying "forward slash" when reading out web addresses
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

it's a slash damn it! a plain old slash
and back slash is a modulus operator, at best, none of this path separating, damn it!

we're doomed, clearly
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Fucking windows 98, get Bill Gates up here!
:-)
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

:D

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I REALLY hope
you're not pointing to your arse when you say that...
;)

EDIT: although he HAS been fucking us all for the past 18 years... :(
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXU035KoSGU
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

Hehehehe!
That always makes me titter! Have another: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wog5HtuDaNg
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

pfft!
Chef: "Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?"

General: "...I don't listen to hip hop"
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

At work we had a Microsoft rep come down for a demo,
and he kept giving URLs using the term 'Whack' instead of 'Slash'. What the Fuck?
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

dat's 'cuz MicroSoft is whack

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

slash sounds more violent than whack
and microsoft is a big company

maybe someone got offended by the use of slash and sued

or maybe, they are trying to take over control of ALL WORDS!! OBEY!!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

the best way to deal with that
would be to repeatedly bring him up on it. every time he said it
allow them no quarter
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

I think we all just looked at eachother and shrugged.
Then laughed about him behind his back when he left.

That is the British way.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

haha
:D

and get told off by management for abusing the chap who knows better no doubt :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

O_o

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Gordon Brown raped me.

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Was he good??
Did he split ya? ;)
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

He is half blind, mine cock is half split.
Much like Desmond Tutu.
( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Youch!
At least it's not FULLY split: www.bmezine.com/title/2007/splitcock.jpg
X(
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

hahah
may as well just tie that up all pretty like a bow :)

oh, and quite NSFW :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

i no click that, me flufeh

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

do it!
do it!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

no

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

it's no worse than going to tesco
and finding only one chicken remaining
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

and you think this makes you unique?
:)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Well, not now.

( Dekionplexis VII He's Suuuuuuuuuuupeeersoooniiiiiiiiiic, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

yay
have a seasonal repost :)

(chippy time travel agents, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

"Get ready for a (chocolately) surpriiiiise!"
:D
( kitaro loves you. Mwah! ^o^, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

goatse tiem?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

when isn't?
it's almost quaint these days, isn't it?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

it's never not time for goatse tiem!
:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)