Scott's Porage Oats, motherfucker!My last shave was at the start of December.
I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.
Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?
I get five minutes after shaving shadow.
Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
(I've done the mutton chops a few times since then with my hair clippers to achieve a George Michael-style designer stubble effect.
Plus I'm old and hair starts sprouting at an unbelievable rate when you reach a certain, undefined age. Have you ever seen a seventeen year old with 5 o'clock shadow?
I get five minutes after shaving shadow.
Unfortunately as a side-effect of this hideous affliction my head hair has stopped growing nearly as fast as it used to, so I just shave it off.
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