Terry Pratchett
 

 

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( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)

is it the man from Del monte's nemesis?

( Cockweasle, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

haha

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER KITTYVOMIT!
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER REST OF B3TA*
*except for clansoul because he is a tedious cunt.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)

Happy Easter Sir Nipples.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

Easter in the future is good
kids have much chocolate now.
Now, I love my kids alot and miss them to bits when they are not around. But it is kind of good to have them going over to their mums in a few hours when the effects from all that choccy kick in:)
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)

I've already been given one egg, but I'm not allowed to open it yet.
From the size of it, I'll be gorging for a good few days.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)

oh god i was going to make some terrible joke about periods
but that'd be gross.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

hahahahahaa
you sexy bitch!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)

i should have kept all my used tampons and put them in a basket with some little fluffy chick and rabbits
and stuck it on ebay as an eastr egg basket.

if only i had thought of that sooner, my body obviously had..right on cue for easter. damn.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)

dear lord KV....

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)

what?

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)

I'll be upset if there's any menstrual material in my easter egg.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)

oh alright
*quickly removes tampons from egg*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)

This conversation is getting rapidly more disgusting.
I may vomit up my fish and chips in a bit.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)

oh come on..think how us women feel having to bloody shove wads of cotton wool up your cunt for a week every month
and then theres the stomac cramps and everything else.
you can't bloody go "eeeeeeeewww it's gross, i've got vagina blood on my fingers". sadly..i might have to do that next time i'm in a public toilet cubicle and say it damn loud.
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)

I'm quite surprised you don't say that already.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

me too.

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

FP THIS POST NOW!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)

rofl!

( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*LOVES*
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

Happy Eggday Sir Nipples

( Mod Edit, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)

It's his twin from an alternative universe.
His cans contain only veg.
( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)

and he only says no.

( Cockweasle, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)

I am currently reading The Colour of Magic
for the first time in about 15 years. It's not as good as his later stuff, but it's more commendably bonkers.
( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)

I've never got round to reading any of his stuff
but can't help observe the multitude who have and honor the guy

Perhaps more hat, though :)

Not that I can do this stuff, Mr frunt
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)

You've never read Terry Pratchett?
For shame!
( The Coast Of Yemen Sheffield Bash, Dec 4th, see calendar, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)

I moved house last weekend
and, after unpacking, was pleasantly surprised to discover that I have enough of his books to warrant a dedicated Pratchett bookshelf.

Woo to the icon, sir :)
( Ptortoise, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)

I have one of them too.
In fact, Pratchett books and old textbooks form the vast majority of my book collection.
And the Hitchhiker's guide books, of course.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:17, archived)

you are both me
AICMFP
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)

Perhaps we're some kind of unholy trinity.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 22:26, archived)

make that a
quadrinity?
( chezzo is young and bored of being young and bored, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

Ok, but you have to pay your share of the bills.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)