It's hell raising a child

( PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

I cannot dispute this.

( Pedantichrist can just fuck off., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)

I know
Feckin Social Services with their 'You can't hammer nails into your own kid's head'
( Geoff the Clownfish is depending. I'm at the deep-end., Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

WHAT?
They'll ban drowning them when they stop being cute soon, at this rate.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)

at what point do you consider children cute?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

I can't think of a way to answer that which won't incriminate me.
edit: as demonstrated amply just below
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)

the point at which I lay the last paving slab
over their cold dead bodies
(Goatse - is also using the gel, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:15, archived)

^ Sensible policies for a better Britain.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock quite, yes indeed, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:17, archived)

you knows it claart

(Goatse - is also using the gel, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)

Al is Claart

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'll tear your nursery apart!
Aces.
( FoldsFive Started out with nothin' and got most of it left, Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 is now an uncle :), Thu 27 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)