Sorry

/no shop required
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:47, archived)

My distant cousin!

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:48, archived)

He looks like someone's shopped someone
else's chin onto him anyway.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:49, archived)

kids are cute
LEAVE THEM ALONE!
they may lead countries one day!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)

i have no idea who this is.

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:52, archived)

Kevin Rudd, Aussie PM
and key to my future fortune.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:53, archived)

no one important then.

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)

Not especially, no.

( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

*resists antipode debate*
*enjoys sandy beaches, lakeside living and.... well,... um,.... ummmmm,............UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, lack of pakis and a shit load more really*
/born in Nottingham
( Sir Pigeon Nipples http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/15570, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:05, archived)

I'd gladly live there
Trouble is, Aussie teachers seem to end up here and not t'other way round.
( NinjaBadger just won Rock Band for the Xbox on Kerrang radio!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:07, archived)

I'd like to go there too
but I doubt I'd get in
(discomeats fucking 16 chain combo asshole cement in a boat, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 12:09, archived)

...
Looks a bit like Jeffrey Archer - if you squint and ignore all the differences, that is...
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 11:56, archived)

bluudy ruddy
there is no escaping the man!
( Zank Frappa it is our duty to think god out of existence!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)