no, actually.
Off you fuck, there's a good chap.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15,
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how exactly
does one fuck off?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19,
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Or, indeed, suck a fuck?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:21,
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i don't know
but i once had a fuck that sucked.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25,
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me too
but in the reverse order
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage',
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27,
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oh, i've had loads of those
*may not be entirely true*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:42,
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I saw Papa Roach when I was younger
(not on purpose, they just played a festival I was at) and the lead singer came on very obviously wasted on something. He spent about ten minutes trying to describe the difference between a "mosh pit" and a "circle pit" while the audience shouted at him to shut up and sing*. He finished with "If you still don't get it then... Y'all can eat a bowl of fuck!"
Glorious image.
*I know, I know
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25,
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