None of you will get this, because I am intellectually superior to you all and this isn't shonky old tat at all, oh no sir . . .



( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:57, archived)

funny show, a larva minute
:)

and yes, it could do with more subtlty :)

hehe
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:58, archived)

Bug-ger off!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

no need to fly off the handle
:)
( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

you give my the creepy crawlies

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

I shall centipeadophile to your child's school
if you don't bee-have


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)

always trying to up the ant-e

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

thats a bit
grub-by, don't you think?
( Liquid Crystal, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

pff
poor little buttercup ;)
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

Baby in a costume,
Yeah I get it!!

/Doesn't!!

EDIT: I think I get it now!
( Mstandot It's never too early.....for salad., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)

that's because I'm SO cleverer than you and not that my pic is shite
in any way, shape or form . . .

the baby is in a caterpillar costume . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Yeah,
that's what i thunk i got.
( Mstandot It's never too early.....for salad., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

pffft
took a while
but got there in the end
:)
( epiphany Wheres my pizza you lemon bastard?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Sprouts!

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)

Cabbage!

( discomeats carpet carpet carpet cement!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

CATARACTS!?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:01, archived)

Whassat? Say it in my EAR!

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:02, archived)

EAR CATARACTS!!?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

madame catapillar
i've listened to the cd (once)
( Dances with Rabbits every time you wank wogan dies, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)

yep

(dillbox1 use your cheese box, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:07, archived)

done.

(monkdagola words delude me, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

crap, I cancelled it too before seeing your post.
The chap's now going to get -1 brocollis. And no broccoli.
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

brocolli..?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

EAR BROCCOLI?

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:11, archived)

CAULIFLOWER EAR?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:12, archived)

CUCUMBER BUTTPLUG?

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

no thanks, i ate earlier

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

damn
not even a radish nipple tassel?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

Cut a few notches in it first
or you'll loose it.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

could always shove it in that spare O instead :p

( mutster101 fait des gestes compliquees avec ses mains, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

are you calling me a fat arse?

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Never having seen you arse
I am not in a position to comment, so no.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

it is quite large

( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Is it?
Phwoar.
*awaits milestone post*
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

STRAPON BUTTERSQUASH?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

no, actually.
Off you fuck, there's a good chap.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Must. Render. Faster. Must. Render. Faster. Must., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

how exactly
does one fuck off?
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Or, indeed, suck a fuck?

( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

i don't know
but i once had a fuck that sucked.
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

me too
but in the reverse order
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has fucked up his computer, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

oh, i've had loads of those
*may not be entirely true*
( Smash Monkey keeper of the king's chocolate starfish, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

I saw Papa Roach when I was younger
(not on purpose, they just played a festival I was at) and the lead singer came on very obviously wasted on something. He spent about ten minutes trying to describe the difference between a "mosh pit" and a "circle pit" while the audience shouted at him to shut up and sing*. He finished with "If you still don't get it then... Y'all can eat a bowl of fuck!"

Glorious image.

*I know, I know
( Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

cancelled.

( Cockweasle has ended up on a quack handle, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

tenuously related, I know... but I can't be bothered to make a new post...


...bored...

Let the lolslugs meme start!
( rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

i love this
it makes anne geddes bearable
( spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

One fine day I shall spang you!
*hums*
Woo, you narna.

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

ta
and 'ning!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - BAN PUBS THAT BAN HATS! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

yohohoho!
Braw!
( The Duke of Prunes, Fri 28 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)