Once when I was stopped and searched on the street
The copper started interrogating this random bloke, then sent him on his way.

The copper then turned to me, all pally-pally, and goes "He was laughing at you being searched, so I fort I'd inconvenience him."

Obviously, I was so impressed I slept with him for free.

EDIT: How rude of me - this is a woosome pikshure!
(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

he sounds so dishy and masterful...
=D
( ivesb has a new job!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Not to mention his command of authority!

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Are you stopped and searched often?
And do they find what they're looking for?
I need answers!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

They're never looking for what I'm hiding.

(A Vagabond has been sleeping with it, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)