Is it just me, or are policemen looking younger these days..?


( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:10, archived)

YES
There's one who does the beat round here that I see occasionally. I don't care about their recruitment rules etc, he is honestly about 14.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:11, archived)

Random TJ
THis has probably been mentionned before, but why has b3ta not updated it's clock yet?
(thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

What you talkin' bout, I posted this an hour ago!

( Wildyles is rimming a chimp, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Fascist.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Ah I see what you mean
I think it's because the server's in Texas somewhere?
( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

do they have different time-change dates there?

(thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Technically no.
But they do have a bizarre accent.
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

I believe that was the case, yes

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:57, archived)

because they're lazy?
=)
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

North American servers
innit
( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

its

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:28, archived)

Also
mentioned


but what you gonna do, eh?
(thiswasmyclone, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:30, archived)

beat you to death with comma's?


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:32, archived)

that would B "literally" the write thing 2 do.

( Mockingbird reserves the right to change his mind on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

animated version of mrs trellis' birdie

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Tweet tweet!

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:15, archived)

:)

( Jahled The most heroic gerbil in Guildford, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

WooYay!

( Mrs Trellis Exterminieren! Exterminieren!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

hehehehe!

( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:19, archived)

Yay pied wagtail
Woo to this and the fantastic original too :)
( in vino veritas, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:39, archived)

Once when I was stopped and searched on the street
The copper started interrogating this random bloke, then sent him on his way.

The copper then turned to me, all pally-pally, and goes "He was laughing at you being searched, so I fort I'd inconvenience him."

Obviously, I was so impressed I slept with him for free.

EDIT: How rude of me - this is a woosome pikshure!
(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

he sounds so dishy and masterful...
=D
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:14, archived)

Not to mention his command of authority!

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

Are you stopped and searched often?
And do they find what they're looking for?
I need answers!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

They're never looking for what I'm hiding.

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:20, archived)

everyones getting younger these days
even when i go into the club i fell like an old bastard
( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:12, archived)

So they've lifted the restraining order then?

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:16, archived)

what restrining order?
*whistles innocently*
( Dances with Rabbits if you repost in a new thread i repost an animash, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:17, archived)

*sings naively*

(A Vagabond loves your mum, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:18, archived)

haha!!
like the doctors in this place.
bunch of snot nosed little bastards.
( ivesb ohh.......angry!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:13, archived)

Do they look like this?


( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

every body's looking younger these days
'ning chap.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)

Morning g!
Good weekend?

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)

not too unpleasant at all
still no little mole i see, that lady of yours needs a stern talking to.
( god save the queen CODIFEST, 26th July, be there or rot in hell !!!, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:34, archived)

Yes.
Yes she does...
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - shouts at ducks, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:40, archived)

Chortle! :D
*click*
( WiL was dressed by Sylvia Anderson on, Mon 31 Mar 2008, 9:25, archived)