*prepares an all-new suite of 'FAIL' images*

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

I demand to know how old the Chuckle Brothers are!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

They've taken out an injunction
banning the Daily Star from saying how old they are.
(boris the spider, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)