I was going to do pure maths.
then I thought '....don't be silly'.
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)

I have a friend who did pure maths
He can prove that 2 + 2 does not equal four
But he has to wear flip flops
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

Flip flops are excellent for spanking.

( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)

indeed
But he wears them cos he hasn't got the ability to tie shoe laces
also I prefer a plimsole if I'm doing any spanking
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)

Flipflops for bare arse
Plimsole on jeans
( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

Rolled up magazine on jeans.
Right, now I really am off *hug* good to have you back love. See you all x
( Captain Wow hiding in plain sight, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)

See you lovely
xxx hugs
( Dixon wants a Danny Dyer for Christmas, Tue 1 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)