hahah
'epic' premature ejaculations!

:-D

edit: you misspelt "von Schlieffen Plan" FAIL!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

haha
blowing your load a full day prior to intercourse
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

If you manage to time your sessions well enough
You can get the premature ejaculation for the following night right at the end of that night's session.
( Six nicks a greeking fiiiiiive onion rings, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

hmmm
but then you risk causing a time paradox
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

*fails*

( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Sat 5 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)