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[challenge entry] planet tesco

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(Beejster, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:57, archived)
# How do I make it bigger?
Edit : Jesus lurking Keegan.

Edit : Since you've posted so few messages, it's only fair to say that other than the jabba-like size of this post, it's very funny. So don't get disheartened.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Ctrl+Plus

edit: cor, that actually works in Firefox 3. *makes the image more massive*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# ooh look at you
mister lah-de-daah pants and his firefox three
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I've changed my mind about it.
It's now awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# just a beta at the moment isn't it?
I'll wait til it's proper out, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# no
it can do many other websites as well as this one.


...I'm so sorry about that
(mesoiam Quote unquote "ultimate belt", Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha i laughed at a few things in that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Chortle.
Me too :) Where can I get a SkyCar?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hang on.
I'll be back when I have just installed a 3rd 32" monitor.


Somebody please say it so I don't have to be the bad guy all of the time.


oh fuck you then.
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:00, archived)
# 'ning pasanonic.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Cae1, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# ^this^
'Ning you ginger! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Haha, some of those are rather good :D
But it is a bit lawwwj.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# MORE LIKE YOU'RE A BIT BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I'm aww*HUGS*some
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hahaha
MY MOUSE SCROLLWHEEL IS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
This is also fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# congrats! on your 666th message
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
Ah crap I missed it. I should have shopped something horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# :DDD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I read that as JOMPY STOMPJOMP even though there's not even enough letters for me to misread it as such.
either way it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:06, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/sparkleneely/2171300046/sizes/m/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# YES!
 
though a part of me was hoping for ladyboys
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Attach it to a dynamo and power Kent!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:04, archived)
# WHY DOES KENT NEED THE AWESOME POWER OF MY SCROLLWHEEL?
FRANKLY I'M GOING TO USE IT TO POWER MY ALLCAPS DEVICE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I thought my homepage changed itself to b3ta front page for a moment then.
Wooo!

Also big posts = tiny winky.
COMPENSATING?!!?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Cae1, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Pfft!
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:02, archived)
# you stupid cunt
i'm hiding this, as i'm not in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:03, archived)
#
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:05, archived)
# WOW
THAT'S FUCKING HUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:08, archived)
# haha
that's certainly TESCO QUALITY but it is a bit of a large portion

which is unusual for tesco
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I say old bean,
The missus and I were taking margaritas in the folly at the bottom of the back garden and couldn't quite read this. Any chance you could you make it a couple of pixels bigger to save her having to get out the field glasses?

Thanks muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Can I save this for future use?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:22, archived)
# But of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
Is "Taking margaritas in the folly" a euphamism?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Yes.
It's the gentleman's way of saying "I was inserting a cheeky little finger up her wrong'un"
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 2:26, archived)
# TESCOPLANET.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# WAHEY!!!
that's my tattoo right there
I'm on the popular page by proxy
you obviously have taste and style
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)
# pffft
recognizes valentine card
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:46, archived)