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[challenge entry] PG Propaganda...

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(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)
# LIES!!!!
Coffee... I think you're a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)
# coffee
is for americans and lady-men.

real men drink tea.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)
# You mean,
men Communists
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I love lady-communists.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Lady-men-communists??
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# What horrible genetic freak is this?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# propper tea is theft
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# excellent crowbaring of this pun
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# high fan que
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# That would be true if Americans actually knew how to make coffee
rather than some brew that tastes like boiling water passed through an old man's nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Dixon!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong wrong
nice coffee is the perfect acompanyment to many things... after eating a late meal for example... good coffee is as good as good chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Exactly.
Drink tea for the love of god!

www.b3ta.com/links/176738
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ^This
Tea is the devil's jizm.

I read it in the Bibble.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# no
tea is nice also.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I must admit, it is quite nice.
Oooooooooh, biccie, biccie, dip-dips.

I fear this war will never end.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# LIES!!!
Both, at once, in the same cup!

I have a pack of something called cofftea I got in Zanzibar that's a mixture of both, but I've never had the guts to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# are you supposed to brew this beverage in guts?
... delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# That sounds nice,
I have just found out that our hot water at work has been switched off.. no tea, no coffee. What bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# talking of the guts to try it
you can get coffee that's fermented in monkeys guts - called kopi luwak

well you get monkey beer so why not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# 50 quid a cup, so I hear

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Its war!
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)
# "Hitler's Special Milk"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Breastfed by Hitler
what a special boy he must have felt
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# comin right up!


(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Does anyone know what generating a new rss secret does?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
# it's a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I might just do it a bunch of times until someone complains.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Please stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I'd like to say that I've learned something from this.
I really would.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Did you see yesterday's South Park yet?
*squeak squeak squeak*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I'm downloading it now
It's taking ages for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)
# This is incorrect
Tea and Coffee are equally good - different at different times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)