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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:11, archived)
# loooovely
i declare my love for that.

Also, that reminds me of an idea i had for a print...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:12, archived)
# AAU
Like way the layers hold up there. Not muddy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:15, archived)
# She died like this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Goodnight sweet princess.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I hope we can all learn from her mistake so her death will not be in vain.
AND THE CATS IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER SPOON
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)
# jesus fuck i hate that fucking shit song.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# When you're coming home postbear I don't know when
we'll be together then.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
# RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# You've got the lyrics wrong there bear. Here they are in full:
 
A child arrived just the other day,
He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch, and bills to pay.
He learned to walk while I was away.
And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew,
He'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, dad.
You know I'm gonna be like you."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

My son turned ten just the other day.
He said, "Thanks for the ball, dad, come on let's play.
Can you teach me to throw?" I said, "Not today,
I got a lot to do." He said, "That's ok."
And he walked away, but his smile never dimmed,
Said, "I'm gonna be like him, yeah.
You know I'm gonna be like him."

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."

Well, he came from college just the other day,
So much like a man I just had to say,
"Son, I'm proud of you. Can you sit for a while?"
He shook his head, and he said with a smile,
"What I'd really like, dad, is to borrow the car keys.
See you later. Can I have them please?"

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

I've long since retired and my son's moved away.
I called him up just the other day.
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind."
He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time.
You see, my new job's a hassle, and the kid's got the flu,
But it's sure nice talking to you, dad.
It's been sure nice talking to you."
And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me,
He'd grown up just like me.
My boy was just like me.

And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# No I'm pretty sure the third verse is RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# WATE I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND AN MP3 VERSION TO SHARE WITH THE GROUP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# I HOPE IT IS THE UGLY KID JOE VERSION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# Oh god, I'd almost forgotten about those cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:53, archived)
# i see their cds all the time in junk shops.
some big green cartoon guy and drippy letters, if memory serves.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:56, archived)
# you cunt.
illustrating that crap song ought to be the next challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahahahaha fuck I nearly woke evil_twin up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:44, archived)
# quit stealing her meds, you stealer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# That was yesterday.
I was slightly tempted tonight, but I'm going to give it a rest. I REALLY don't need an oxycontin habit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# addiction is an imaginary scare tactic dreamed up by anti-drug crusaders and people who like reality too much.
go ahead, it's just a little white pill. you aren't afraid of a pill, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:55, archived)
# this is science i'm afraid
reality is for people who can't handle their drugs, man
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# number one in the Billboard charts 21 December 1974.
 
preceded by "Kung Fu Fighting".. followed by "Angie Baby", which is actually a pretty good song
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)
# i like kung fu fighting.
i have the 45.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I remember Angie Baby I think
god help me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# A-A-ANNGIE BAY-BEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:06, archived)
# well, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:18, archived)
# I don't know the song so I just looked up the lyrics.
Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:36, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Harry_chapin_1978.jpg
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:47, archived)
# i treasure the caption: no higher resolution pic available.
thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
actually he looks a lot like an american actor, I trying to think what I've seen him in.

Ok, it's Holmes Osborne
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:54, archived)
# pudding with hair.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# ah right he was in Anchorman which is on TV tonight and I will probably watch it again even though Will Ferrell really isn't all that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:11, archived)
# Man I really dislike Will Ferrell.
I think he's completely charmless.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Reckon.
 
mostly I like it for Steve Carrell.. and yes, Christina Applegate
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:17, archived)
# I like Steve Carrell
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# I LOVE STEVE
 
he is a lot funnier in The Office than that cunt Gervais ever was
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:27, archived)
# on this we are in full agreement.
he's on my list of people i would kill if i could get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:19, archived)
# We should have a chat about how awesome he is here
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Chapin#DJ
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Wow.
"Chapin lived at 311 Dryden Road in 1963. I leave a white rose on the porch whenever I'm up there."
I wonder if "white rose" is some kind of euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:05, archived)
# ALSO:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Harry_Chapin#The_Peter_Morton_Coan_book
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:13, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:36, archived)
# we should all send our resumes to b3ta dot com.
they're hiring a computer in eton and all you need to know how to do is post pictures of shit. it pays lots of euros and you get access to naked pics of all b3ta members.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:23, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that.
Apparently it's b3ta-friendly. So I'm guessing it's ok to include a crudely drawn spunking magenta cock on all the work you produce for them. I've updated my portfolio to reflect this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i'm going to send a resume full of screaming and ridiculous claims.
HI GIVE ME THE FUCKING JOB, I BUILT THE EIFFEL TOWER AND SHIT OUT OF CSS AND ONE TIME I KICKED A GUY WHO DIDN'T HIRE ME TO DEATH.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# I DID A TRIPLE BYPASS WITH JAVASCRIPT
IT WAS TOO EASY SO I RESTRICTED MYSELF TO VOWELS ONLY TO MAKE IT HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:32, archived)
# I HAVE TEN CASTLES AND I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# OH NO THEY BE TRYIN' STEAL MAH GUN COLLECTION
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:08, archived)
# I STOLE THE MOAT LAST NIGHT, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:10, archived)
# DID YOU TAKE THE FEESH TOO?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:21, archived)
# You get to run around the office telling people off for the slightest "errors".
OMG YOU PRINTED IN COLOUR WHEN YOU DIDN'T NEED TO, YOUR DESK IS THREE INCHES TOO WIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)
# When someone's talking and they can't think of the correct word for a second
you get to shout REDEX! REDEX! up in their face.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:37, archived)
# And when the boss likes something that someone says
he writes it on the front door.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:39, archived)
# And everyone else moans about it for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Also, you can give the boss money so you can have a small picture on your desk next to your nameplate.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# but if you're bad they make you sit on the naughty step out back in the alley with the shitrags.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:41, archived)
# Johnny Homeless here
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# homeless people use vista.
they moved on up from web tv.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Whoa
I'd forgotten all about webtv. Making websites around that time was a fucking nightmare. Nothing was compatible with anything else and every implementation was completely different.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:49, archived)
# web tv ought to be the next challenge after the crap song one.
HEY DAYSHIFT! NIGHTSHIFT IS COMING TO FUCK YOU UP!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:52, archived)
# YER DARN TOOTIN', PILGRIM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)
# the one at top right has a huge handlebar moustache.
she is the prettiest of them all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:24, archived)
# And a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:30, archived)
# looks like a highly stylised beard, like a fop would have.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:34, archived)
# A workshy fop?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:38, archived)
# fops don't work, they're parasites like tree mushrooms and conservatives.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:42, archived)
# fops are a different breed however to the dandy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:57, archived)
# we do not speak of the d ndy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:04, archived)
# Awwww! What a lovely thing to log on to...
Like lovely, arty, beer goggles. I am loving it. :D *enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 5:25, archived)
# Noiiice!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 6:20, archived)
# I likes this a very lot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)