Totally would.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

Would what?
smack him in the chops?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

With a shovel.
Twice.

And then again to make sure.

And once for luck.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

And then take the loose change from his wallet
and live like a god for the rest of your life?
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)