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# Nope.
I cant get my foot anywhere near. In fact, most parts of my anatomy are way beyond the reach of my mouth. Trust me, I've checked.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)
# If I could do that I'd hardly be wasting my day off talking to you lot.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# it gets dull after a while
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Dull? As in not sharp?
That's 'cos you've worn it down like a pebble.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)
# yep
it's well shiny
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You can?
:O

My, my, my. Nibus.

I'm very impressed.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)
# it's a combination of karate and chiropractic
although neither my chiropractor nor my sensei are aware of it
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Wax on...
Whack off...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I'm never going to look at you in the same way again.
I'm seriously very impressed. And quite jealous.

(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha
it's a very undignified sight

er, I would imagine
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I have seen it being done
by an ex.

Not terribly dignified, but still something I'd kill to be able to do.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Didn't you ask him?
I'm sure he would have let you...
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)