I was bored...

Not really photoshopped as such...
(rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Haha, lovely.
Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

This is wootiful
*clicks*
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

nice one.

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

footoshopped?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

top work
and well done for not using it as an excuse to show the world your bollocks or something :D
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Wait till you see my Rolling Stones

(rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

surely
Right Said Fred?
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

if you're thinking of posting a picture of your scrotum and saying it's Keith Richards
no one will notice the difference
( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

nah Keith Richards may not have a lot but he still has hair

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahaha, I think you'll find that not everyone waxes theirs like you clearly do

( HappyToast is dancing like Tim Booth on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

they don't?
o.O
(Goatse - is also using the gel, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT HITTING PUBERTY AND YOU THREW IT RIGHT BACK AT ME IMPLYING I WAX MY BALLS
LOL IT'S LIKE A JOKE MADE BY SOMEONE WHO MISSED THE IMPLIED MEANING IN THE INITIAL POST.
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

you are so angry
you should calm down
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

leave it,
you two one


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

yeah, leave it GoS! he's not worth it!
he's you're

/same joke blog
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

hahaha!
Those kerazzey guys

/milking it


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

it
them
(IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis patron of the arts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

They will...
by balls don't smoke
(rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Haha
You sir are a Hummus machine
( Nick and his orchestra I NO RITE?!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

I don't need an excuse

( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

i bet you can suck your own toes too
woo woo!
( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Can't everyone?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

I probably can't
my legs don't do that, they do lots of other things but not that.
( GrandmaOfShoes Farewell poor Malt Loaf, I knew him well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

I have a woman in once week to do it for me

( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Can you???

( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

I'm confused, is that weird?
I know I'm bendy, but I thought that was something everyone could do.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I've just tried and am a good 8 inches or so away from achieving it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Same. :(

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Fuck 'em, we'll just suck each others toes.
That's not weird, right?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

It's totally hot.

( Ttssattsr MILA KUNIS IS MINE., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

I can
...but I can't quite reach my little toe.
(rjmrjm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Right, having just tried
I can do all ten. That's fucking piss easy.

You're all made out of glue and creaky doors, I have decided.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

I can do this no bother
next they'll be saying you can't lick your elbow
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

I can do the inside and the outside edge, if you get me.
Internet boys making me do strange things.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

I tried but im about 2 feet short
ahem
( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Are you an orang-utan?

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Im not sure
I like the idea of being one tho
( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

you get to have massive flappy cheeks
and cabbage


a bit like Thora Hird, then
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Oh noes....

My sodding back has done again!

*Thanks!
( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

i can do most of my right foot but none of my left foot
and i already know that i can't suck my own cock
( mutster101 has lost his jaw :op, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Nope.
I cant get my foot anywhere near. In fact, most parts of my anatomy are way beyond the reach of my mouth. Trust me, I've checked.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

If I could do that I'd hardly be wasting my day off talking to you lot.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

it gets dull after a while

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Dull? As in not sharp?
That's 'cos you've worn it down like a pebble.
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

yep
it's well shiny
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha

( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

You can?
:O

My, my, my. Nibus.

I'm very impressed.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

it's a combination of karate and chiropractic
although neither my chiropractor nor my sensei are aware of it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Wax on...
Whack off...
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

I'm never going to look at you in the same way again.
I'm seriously very impressed. And quite jealous.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

haha
it's a very undignified sight

er, I would imagine
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

I have seen it being done
by an ex.

Not terribly dignified, but still something I'd kill to be able to do.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Didn't you ask him?
I'm sure he would have let you...
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

pffffft

( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

I can't do it.
You must be weird.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

I'm not, I'm sure I'm not.
I'm not even that bendy, I can only get one leg behind my head.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

I'd class that as 'pretty bendy'.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

Not at all.
I used to be much better before I got joint problems. I can't do the splits any more, nowhere near.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

I've never even been able to touch my toes without bending my knees.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

me either
too sturdy to bend
( lordsaccharine considering starting a ruckus on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

*shudders*

again

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

That's quite a talent.
A weird bendy talent.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

I know tonnes of girls that can do it.
Well, at least three, four if you count me.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

We should talk.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Everyone should talk to me.

( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Wooo
You all need to get together and go on tour
*books tickt*
*buys raincoat*
( Halibut needs you to understand the importance of cake, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

it's easy peasy

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

I could bite my toenails if I wanted

( mugatu, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

Exactly.
Apparently we're freaks.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

( Sir Wobbly Boots had far too much to drink last night!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

FREAKS

( The Tig and me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

nah, we're not
they are.

Not sure if I can get either of my legs behing my head anymore though.
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

I just tried to make sure
Still the left, the right I can only get on top of my head.
( Captain Wow 'like Molly Ringwald except much more frightening', Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

I'm not about to try in the office
and it's harder with jeans on anyway
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

hahaha
yay! That's brilliant
(Finite is on holiday!!!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha
Marvellous!
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Lovely.

( mediocre Cows and bisexuals are gonna kill me, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Pho Toe Shopped
Meh.
Nice idea though.
Edit: From the Rubber Sole album?
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Grand!

( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Oh, just soup herb!

( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

that must have tickled!

( urbane legend in ur superpozitions, collapsin ur wave functionz, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

lovely feets.

( Dixon if u luv me click me @ www.b3ta.com/board/8593232, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

you have drawn on your toes
I think you're getting clicks for having quite nice, non-calloused, athlete's foot-free feet.

If I was to do a similar thing with my feet, it would accurately look like the beatles are now. If you can tell me how you get your feet to be so brilliantly flawless, I shall award you with a click.
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 5:48, archived)

I tend to walk barefoot in the house
shunning socks and slippers
and i'm only 21 - so youth might have something to do with it.
Oh, and clean socks, every day.
(rjmrjm, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

good tips
*click*
( dbroon has a little problem with you not fucking him, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)