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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Jesus is standing in a hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)
# nah it's just perspective
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Perspective this - Jesus's arm is in FRONT...
ye heathen unbeliever!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ;)


(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# LACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Shoeist!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It's a well documented face that people were shorter in those days
/Family Guy

Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# face?
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Arm?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Leggit!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# my goodness
there are no new ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Not when I'm around.
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this
is what i was gonna say
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# people were a lot smaller in the 0th Century
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)
# are you saying that I'm bigger than Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)
# probably
how big are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Let's keep this kind of talk for the gayshift.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)
# okay big boy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'll bring the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That's why the Bible doesn't mention Jesus driving a car.
He couldn't see over the dash board.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)
# also
he prefered BMX bikes for thier undeniable awesomeness... and popping wheelies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I thought he came round the corner on a Yamaha
before killing a kid and fracturing his balls on a dustbin lid
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.



Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# come on now
it's "Done a skid"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Ever get the feeling you wish you hadn't started something...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# only a king sized Mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.

It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I went to Co. Durham's finest school for problem teachers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)
# and Eric Cantona
Ohh - Ahh - Cantona... and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
#
My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man


(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)
#
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# ...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)
# "riding the streets"????
did you go to a girls-school?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# "came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)
# this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)
# That's one hell of a mental image right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)
# HOW northeast exactly? O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Wear Dale
'appen
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oh
up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yup
/is rural . com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Since when does that stop little old women driving giant land yachts?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Since last Tuesday.
At 1600hrs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hurray!
*throws party*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# that they were shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)
# controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# haha
poor The Beatles and their shit songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you're too young to say that
opinions shouldn't be born of ignorance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Maybe he's listened to their entire back catalogue.
I haven't, and prefer to remain indifferent towards them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I only have a minor collection of their work
but no matter how many tracks don't move me, the fact that they recorded Tomorrow Never Knows renders them better than almost everything else for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've never heard anything by them which particularly excites me,
although I've not heard that much.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)
# gah
this week we have a beatles compo and I HATE them and a QOTW about kids and I hate them too.

*drinks more*
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Next week we're doing 'what were the Beatles like as kids?'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Are you Stella McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You can console yourself with the Newsletter







If it ever fucking turns up
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *stabs*




http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Gayer than Jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)