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( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Jesus is standing in a hole!

( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

nah it's just perspective

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

Perspective this - Jesus's arm is in FRONT...
ye heathen unbeliever!
( Sonic James Doom Of Orient Are... No, Wait That's Not Grammatically Correct doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)

;)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Racist.

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

LACIST!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

Shoeist!

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

It's a well documented face that people were shorter in those days
/Family Guy

Woot!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

face?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Arm?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Leggit!

( A Vagabond has dicked about with girls named Holly, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

my goodness
there are no new ideas...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

Not when I'm around.
:OD
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

this
is what i was gonna say
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

people were a lot smaller in the 0th Century

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

are you saying that I'm bigger than Jesus?

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

probably
how big are you?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Let's keep this kind of talk for the gayshift.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

okay big boy

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

I'll bring the gel.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

That's why the Bible doesn't mention Jesus driving a car.
He couldn't see over the dash board.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

also
he prefered BMX bikes for thier undeniable awesomeness... and popping wheelies
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

I thought he came round the corner on a Yamaha
before killing a kid and fracturing his balls on a dustbin lid
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

nope - that means nothing to me
he popped a wheelie over the sea of Honalee... frolicked in the autumn mist on a BMX, stuff like that. It's all there in that book...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Jesus Christ. Super star.
Came round the corner on a Yamaha.
Did a skid. Killed a kid
Fractured his balls on a dustbin lid.



Maybe it was just at my school we sang this.. Didn't you go to my school, then?
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

come on now
it's "Done a skid"
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

shirley it's 'pulled a skid'
and it was a Jaguar when I sang it...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Ever get the feeling you wish you hadn't started something...

( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

only a king sized Mars bar

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahaha
by the time you get to the end of it you wonder if it's actually a turd you're eating
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Also, "fractured"
doesn't scan at all.

It's "broke" or "bust" isn't it? I don't think that rhyme ever worked very well
(Sticky Label, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

I went to Co. Durham's finest school for problem teachers

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Jesus Christ Superstar
Walks like a woman and he wears a bra.

We also sang this about Georgie Best.
Can't think why.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

and Eric Cantona
Ohh - Ahh - Cantona... and so on
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

We had that one at my school too.
Also the one about postman pat.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

Did you have the one about Popeye the sailor man living in a pot of jam?
Creative genius.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

My old man's a mushroom
He wears an orange hat
And when he isn't singing
He sits upon his mat
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Nah, the one I heard had him living in a caravan.
I forget where the song went from there.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

If I remember correctly, when he lives in a pot of jam,
it gets sticky and sticks to his dicky.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a caravan
I went to the city
and it was all shitty
I'm Popeye the sailor man
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
and when I go swimmin'
I kiss all the wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

ha ha - you were all such well behaved children
the popeye in our song did more than kiss the wimmins.. and they were naked!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Yeah
You would have thought we would have come up with far filthier rhymes considering it was an all girls school. All that repression...
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

...
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
There's a hole in the middle so that I can piddle,
I'm Popeye the sailor man! Toot Toot!
(Christmas Santa-iago paradiddles, ratamacues and inverted flam-taps., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

Oh that is a terrible version. It doesn't even scan!
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Riding the streets on a Yamaha
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Ripped his knickers on a dustbin lid.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

"riding the streets"????
did you go to a girls-school?
( Barbarossa See you next year, b3ta!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

"came round the corner"?
I assume you went to an all-boys boarding school :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Jesus was the last one to come around the corner
so he had to eat the Yamaha
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

you're all wrong
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Came down from heaven in a Jaguar
Pulled a skid. Killed a kid
Dropped his bollocks in a dustbin lid.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

this is probably some very advanced sociology we're doing here
we should receive funding from the ESRC
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's so shit, my rectum spontaneously prolapsed and combusted.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

That's one hell of a mental image right there.

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

that is a good trick
although doing it more than once sounds complicated... and also - you're wrong. It's UTTERLY awesome and significantly better than anything anyone from outside of teh North East of England could think up... clearly
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

HOW northeast exactly? O_o

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Wear Dale
'appen
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

oh
up there
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

yup
/is rural . com
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Since when does that stop little old women driving giant land yachts?

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

Since last Tuesday.
At 1600hrs.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

Hurray!
*throws party*
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

that they were shite

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

controversial

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

haha
poor The Beatles and their shit songs
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

you're too young to say that
opinions shouldn't be born of ignorance
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Maybe he's listened to their entire back catalogue.
I haven't, and prefer to remain indifferent towards them.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

I only have a minor collection of their work
but no matter how many tracks don't move me, the fact that they recorded Tomorrow Never Knows renders them better than almost everything else for sure.
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

I've never heard anything by them which particularly excites me,
although I've not heard that much.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

gah
this week we have a beatles compo and I HATE them and a QOTW about kids and I hate them too.

*drinks more*
( SiX hermione granger's sex ed teacher, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

Next week we're doing 'what were the Beatles like as kids?'

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Are you Stella McCartney?

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

You can console yourself with the Newsletter

If it ever fucking turns up
( Halibut Ornithology. Just an excuse to Google "Great Tits", Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

*stabs*




http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7353025.stm
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Gayer than Jesus?

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)