Will this do?
I like it anyway...

(nb: text a little unclear. It says "Wonderbra Woman" if there's any confusion. And no tattyshop at work.)

From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)

that's okay
nobody's looking at the text ;0
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

I was looking at the
tits.
( technical itch, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

Boobies! Phwoooor!
(what? you expect me to be witty when THOSE are staring at me?)
(pattybutty and chips, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

They are NOT boobies..
...they are BREASTS apparently. According to my female manager who is standing right behind me. (oops)
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

To-may-ta, To-mah-to
There just plain fun whatever you call them!!
(pattybutty and chips, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:39, archived)

who cares about the text
I would
( sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

false advertising
say no more
But i still would
( M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

it makes a change though,
you can legitimately use half naked women to advertise bras
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

knockers are boring
I love her hair.
( sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:17, archived)

( M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

Haha!
Shocked silence
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:19, archived)

Honestly...
what DO you see when she goes down on you?
( sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

good point
your mum does have long hair!
( M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

oi
you forgot to give me the fiver!
( sinisterduck, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:23, archived)

£3.50
she didn't bring me tea afterwards!
( M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

Wool?
:)
( Sandman-uk, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:25, archived)

Knockers in general
are smashing
( mozza http://indmill.com, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:22, archived)

In the absence of Dr Phil...
I'll fill in:

But would she? Eh? Eh?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

probably not
and sh'e have a crick in her neck by the time you got round to it anyway, from staring down like some kind of demented goth, at her shoes.
( pep, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:31, archived)

I'm sorry
but she clearly has a computer generated head.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:18, archived)

oi
did you see bovieman?
*edit* does this classify as stalking?
( M@rkoni, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:20, archived)

I saw Bovieman,
and was afraid.
LEAVE ME BE!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:30, archived)

as if that could happen

( pep, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:32, archived)

And?
So what?

I would

Yay for lovely looking ladies with computer-generated heads.
(kryptik, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:24, archived)

Yay
for lovely looking ladies in general.
(bedsitmartyr : Doctor of Bottles, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 13:28, archived)