is it a bird? is it a.. oh you know the rest.


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( hanrahan, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)

oh my look at his super cute boots!
awwwwwwwww
(pussycat, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)

thats great!
but isnt that Batmans calling sign?
/pedant

do you reckon Batman ever missed a calling when he was on the shitter or on the job or anything
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)

well yeah...

but i did put a rat in the searchlight!
( hanrahan, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)

sorry, i didnt word that too well
still ace though!

*demands more flying animals cos they're ace*
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

Didn't it
used to shine out of his arse anyway?
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)

I always wondered
how he managed to conceal the true purpose of the batcave from the builders. What excuse did he use?
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)

he simply killed and ate them
once the job was done. Of course that was 7 years after they said it would be finished, and 75% over budget.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)

So you want
a batmobile with a moving platform for it? Ooooh that's going to cost ya mate
( Finite appears to be falling apart, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:58, archived)

Don't forget
the bloody great batman spotlights on top of Wayne Manor in Batman Returns - nothing like shouting your secret identity from the rooftops, eh?
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)

after years of education, training in martial arts and changing
Alfred's bag, he spent several years at Harrow Building College and did it himself.
( Jay, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)

i love the lights in that original pic
it's just so perfectly emotive.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)