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# thats amazing
i;m having my attempts at sleeping interrupted by people having sex. she's a big screamer. like, so much she sound like reaches being raped
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Have you tried screaming back?
works 5/10 times...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Especially if you put your mouth right up against the wall, start moaning.
And then shouting 'Louder, louder'.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)
# And shout,
"Come on Dave, hearing that couple next door is really making me hot"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# "I DIDN'T THINK IT WENT IN.... OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!"
Their passion will soon be killed like a lacewing beneath the iron boot of filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# What a beautiful metaphor
for something so sordid.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I should really turn my literary skills on in the QOTW sometime...
just... not the Kids one...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Haha.
I await it like an anxious person awaiting something which they look forward to.

/needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *clicks*
I find clumsiness of language equally appealing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
shout at them not to stop as you are nearly there.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)
# you want a screaming competition quahog? oh its on
aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm winning! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i might try that next time. at the moment i'm too tired to move owt but a finger
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :(
People are shit.

You should try the XKCD method.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Not having a punchline?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# wassat?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)
# A concave reflecting dish and a loud woman of your own.
I will dig you out a link to the comic.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)
# here
xkcd.com/316/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)
# thats ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I found that
vomiting loudly against their door stops 99% of sexing noises...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)