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# HELP!
I'M TRAPPED INSIDE A FAT MAN!


(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)
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There once was a nomad whose hut
Was made out of Big Daddy's gut
His friends said "Cor blimey!"
"This interior's slimy!"
And since then he's lived in a nut
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)
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There once was a viking whose hat
was made from a walrus's twat
His friends found it funny
When the twat went all runny
But they found it made good cooking-fat.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)