Two for one!


From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 652 entries (closed)

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:10, archived)

Spang!
What about...



Don't blame me, I'm dislek, dysleks, I can't spell
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:22, archived)

that is fucking revolting

( Cockweasle, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

HAHAHA

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

( Cockweasle, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:32, archived)

my universe is slowly falling apart all around me

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:33, archived)

Ain't no doubt
that's better than mine
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:34, archived)

I hate feet

( Cockweasle, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:39, archived)

I love adblock

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:42, archived)

ah, I don't bother using that

( Cockweasle, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

I used Firefox's block images function for the first time during the last outbreak of scat porn.
 
MAGIC
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:47, archived)

THEY LOVE YOU. THEY ARE SENDING YOU SWEATY KISSES.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:50, archived)

polydactylicious!
 
at first I was too distracted by the funny face but then I was like HEY, WAIT JUST A DANG MINUTE HERE
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:52, archived)

i grew up near a family with webbed toes.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:02, archived)

them extra fingers are mighty good fer banjo pickin'.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:04, archived)

and picking up cans along the side of the road.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:10, archived)

that's not a sexy toenail at all
I seriously would charge extra to give a toe job to that person
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:24, archived)

needs more lamprey-mouth.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 3:28, archived)

I MUST GO AND DO NICE THINGS
 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:01, archived)