Craig David is too fat to be David Bowie

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

...and he's missed a bit shaving

(Guff McFlange Jan Moir is a Julie Moult, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

and he's shit

( prodigy69 Errapolis, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

this

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Craig daivid... shaving????
That's biro!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 8 May 2008, 14:32, archived)