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# *socketfucks*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# *focketsucks*
'lo postbear, how's life
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:52, archived)
# not worth living.
hello! how are you this bitter morning?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:57, archived)
# quite well actually
i had two film shoots today so now i am deservedly, congratulatorily drunk

i just made that word up

fuck, i'm drunk
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 6:58, archived)
# good stuff. i am sober and sleepy.
done for the week?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:02, archived)
# not by far!
tomorrow i've yet another shoot but this time it's in a bar, not just in someone's apartment... fuck, I'm just not READY for that shit yet

(shooting in bars, not bars in general)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:11, archived)
# bar porn is the best kind. make sure the models don't wipe the bottles after they dislodge them from their gaping sexholes.
uh oh, bedtime is here. have fun. see you all later.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:30, archived)
# i'll make sure the ugly model douches with shitty american beer
while the sexy one douches with a bottle of grolsch (the unique cap adds stimulating properties, i should imagine)

g'night!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 7:34, archived)