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# I am pretty brill, ta, Smash.
Save work being a big smelly bumbumhead.

Yourself?

edit: brb, making coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i'm enjoying all this lovely sunshine
especially as i now have 2 bottles of dr. pepper and a box of antihistamines :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Cheeky
I'm stuck inside unless I get let out for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# heheh
i'm just happy to have the decorating finished.

my cousin is making me tell you that she says hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Tell your cousin I'm rubbing my thighs furiously at them and BLEATING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# First time I've heard it called that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# At the risk of repeating myself
stick with me kid, and I'll show you the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've already seen the world.
Quite dull and there were inadequate tea and coffee making facilities.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I always take some with me.
well, sugar, coffee and whitener at the very least. Then all I need is fire and water.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Unfortunately fire doesn't function over 2000 ft, so that's a lot of the world tealess.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Well I won't go there, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# heheheh
she is suitably freaked out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# All primed for the OSCILLATION, then.
Tell her to bend over and shut her left eye. NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# she has refused!!!
she remains seared in a leather swivel chair, gently sweating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Tell her I want a divorce.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# she says you can have a quickie

...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# BAH
worst of all the quickies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Haha, sucker.
I'm sitting in the tiny blacked out spare room, which has had the blinds and windows shut for weeks and is really cool.

Plus I added a fan for good measure.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *points to massive aircon unit above her*
and our flat's lovely most of the summer as we've got the massive patio doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes but I'm not at work.
*points and laughs*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, but I don't live with my parents.
And I'm ok being here, I have annual leave tomorrow and wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't live with your parents either.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I should think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly, I just leave in the morning when the deed is done.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hah, you're totally my dad's type.
He loves a little Italian number.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# What, like duo?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Exactly like that.
kneel down and curl your head down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Obviously not.
You have to saw yourself in half.

Roman numerals.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Not me.
I'm not the one involved here.

Anyway, time to leave. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:57, archived)