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[challenge entry] sorry...

although.. not everyone remembers his mates name..!

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(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Shit not Morph man!
Woo!

EDIT: compo that bad boy!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# cheers... now compo'd
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# pfff!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Oh wows!
They still make them!

www.sunlolly.co.uk/
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# *glees*
shopping day tomorrow, guess what i'm buying?!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Olives and Pitta Bread?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# pitta breads, maybe
olives, fuck no!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# My dad doesnt like Olives.
He says that they are bitter, like my mother.

She is called Olive :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# is
your dad popeye?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
Sadly not, and I am not Sweetpea either :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# oh my
well, chin up
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ugg ugg ugg ugg uggg!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Motorised Teabag Carousel?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Special No Hands Feature!
Yay for No Hands :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# sweet jesus!
if i had this, i could display my teabags!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# better to display your funbags
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# i already did that
;)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Dragons den mate..
You could make trillions
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Lingerie?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# maybe ;)
there's a lovely purple silk negligee i saw last week that i'd really like...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Purple!
No way
Lingerie should be Red or white or black

At an absolute push I'd accept yellow.
As long as there are matching stockings.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Red Lingerie? Yellow Lingerie?
Ewwwwwwww!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# and lace rather than silk surely?
what's wrong with red?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Reminds me of terrible soft core 80s porn!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# there's no such thing as
Terrible Pron
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# red lingerie
just makes me think of peggy bundy.

just pass that bottle of mindbleach, there's a good lad.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# You still would though wouldn't you
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
NO.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yeh
You would
and Ted Bundy too
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ted bundy was a charmer
that's how he managed to get so many women to kill
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i have black and red
i just really like purple.

yellow is right out. you can't be sexy when it looks like you've pissed on your nightie.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ^may contain wrongness^
search t'interweb for "pissed on nightie" you may be surprised

Barf
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I didn't realise that's what Prescott was into
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i doubt it.
my idea of watersports is to hire a jet ski.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and wee on it?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# no
the electrics would get pissy.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I think you might find it's water proof
otherwise it would n't work very well
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i prefer
freezing carpi sonnes, less chemical taste. although they seem to have stopped doing them in strawberry :(
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# CARPI SONNES!?!? FTW?!?!?
Are they like Capri Sun's but with added Fish and Rammstein?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# it's a proper capri - sun
they never used to translate the packaging when i was a nipper

edit: obvs i fucked up and that should've said capri sonnes, not carpi, but it's too late to ninja
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah I know what you meant.
I do like getting foreign goods in England. Like when I go to the kebab shop and get an Arabic Coke. It glees me!

Is the whole CS192 an homage to Capri Suns then? ;)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# still get them at the pound world in Southend
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# everything is better with added fish and rammstien
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I think you are right :)
How was Spain? Where were you?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Spain
/Poirot blog
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Lordy!
Someone scared the crud outta Morph!!:P
Woo.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# it's not morph ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I know:P
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# sorry to lower the tone, but..
I had a barium swallow x-ray a while back, where they x-ray you as you drink this gloopy white metalic stuff; made me shit chas' for a while.. odd stuff ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Speaking from experience
that is fucking nasty stuff
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hehe.. then you understand my description of it being more chas than morph ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Jeebus it is!
And the doctor always takes great pleasure in making you drink the lot.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hehehe
I threw up so often while they tried to make me drink it that I ended up having it squirted into a tube up my nose :D
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# jesus...
perhaps they changed it, but i found it almost tasty.. bit like peptobismol without the pink and fruity flavour ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I had one of those years and years ago.
I'll never forget it as I was a very shy and insecure kid and I'll never forget that the doctor made me feel just that bit more comfortable
by refering to me a 'Chubby' all the time.
I also remember that I had to take a pill to make the barium meal go through quickers and I've never passed anything that rapidly.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# didn't give me anything else..
..just as well probably, would have been touching cloth driving home in the traffic otherwise :-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Consider yourself lucky
My Ex had a barium enema
apparentlynthat come out quite quick...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# streuth... ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# just glad I didn't have to watch
but that's another story you REALLY don't want to know
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well if you take it orally it comes out of your arse
So if you take it anally...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# pfft...
now there's a thought you can live without. hehehe..
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# still comes out your arse
I've had it both ways, just had another barium swallow on Saturday. GHOST SHITS FOR THE WIN
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# well.. think of chas as you pass him to the toilet pan ;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ah, barium sulphate...
We have to make the stuff in the lab sometimes as barium's really toxic, but make into the sulpahte and you can, well, drink the stuff...
it's how we mop up all the left-over barium salts.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# arf
Chas had zero moral compass

today's top Freecycle want contains this gem:

"my sons ring as broke and he is devestated his only 4..."
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# as his only 4 what?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I fear that replying to it to find out
may lead me down a long road of confusion and stupidity
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# and a visit from the men at operation orb.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# you say that
like you don't know their first names...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i had them round to lunch yesterday
for a 'chat'.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant!
Oy, thank fuck I'm on AL tomorrow and Weds, work is being a shitbiscuit at the mo.

HELLO ALL!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hello Capn
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hello Mr Nibus.
Are you well, chicken?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I am that, aye
you?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I'm aaaaaaces.
Only one day then I'm off for a few. Thank FUCK.

And to cap all of that off I received some amazing news today that has made me so happy I cried a bit. Nothing I'll go into, but it was wonderful.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# oo good
just like the day I found out Toploader had split up
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I didn't know that.
Now I'm off again *tears of joy*
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# As have Scarlet Division!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Jamie Oliver's band?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yeah,
it may be a complete lie, but I think that if it is, it's one of those lies that makes the world nicer :D
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# grats on good news
and also 'ningles
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hah, it's not really mine.
I'm just being female.

Ning.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Glees that you are happy
double glees that you are still female

Noon
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Haha, noon
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# 'nings, mon capitan!
how's thee?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I am pretty brill, ta, Smash.
Save work being a big smelly bumbumhead.

Yourself?

edit: brb, making coffee.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i'm enjoying all this lovely sunshine
especially as i now have 2 bottles of dr. pepper and a box of antihistamines :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Cheeky
I'm stuck inside unless I get let out for a ciggie.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# heheh
i'm just happy to have the decorating finished.

my cousin is making me tell you that she says hi.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Tell your cousin I'm rubbing my thighs furiously at them and BLEATING.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# First time I've heard it called that.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# At the risk of repeating myself
stick with me kid, and I'll show you the world.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've already seen the world.
Quite dull and there were inadequate tea and coffee making facilities.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I always take some with me.
well, sugar, coffee and whitener at the very least. Then all I need is fire and water.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Unfortunately fire doesn't function over 2000 ft, so that's a lot of the world tealess.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Well I won't go there, then.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# heheheh
she is suitably freaked out
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# All primed for the OSCILLATION, then.
Tell her to bend over and shut her left eye. NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# she has refused!!!
she remains seared in a leather swivel chair, gently sweating.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Tell her I want a divorce.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# she says you can have a quickie

...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# BAH
worst of all the quickies.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Haha, sucker.
I'm sitting in the tiny blacked out spare room, which has had the blinds and windows shut for weeks and is really cool.

Plus I added a fan for good measure.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *points to massive aircon unit above her*
and our flat's lovely most of the summer as we've got the massive patio doors.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes but I'm not at work.
*points and laughs*
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yes, but I don't live with my parents.
And I'm ok being here, I have annual leave tomorrow and wednesday.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't live with your parents either.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I should think not.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Exactly, I just leave in the morning when the deed is done.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hah, you're totally my dad's type.
He loves a little Italian number.

(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# What, like duo?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Exactly like that.
kneel down and curl your head down a bit.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Obviously not.
You have to saw yourself in half.

Roman numerals.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Not me.
I'm not the one involved here.

Anyway, time to leave. Bye.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# 'lo
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Lo sir!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# loser :-D
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I always preferred Chas to Morph
Morph was a cunt
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ran Chas over with one of Tony's little rollers, did Morph.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# THE CUNT.
'nings Cap'n
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I KNOW
nongs hemvee. Wagwahn.

I don't know.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm not sure I know either
but I hope you're all good
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# All good in the hood, breadbin.
You? How goes foreignland?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It's ace
though gagging for a spliff, obviously :/

Still, only a month and a half till Glasto :D :D :D
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Which I shall not be attending.
Let me know when you're about, I owe you a smoke.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Touch down on 21st June
back for a bit then
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Awesome.
We shall have to see what's what.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I agree
Chas was like the cool cousin that you wished you were feinds with.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Oh absolutely
Morph was the irritating sibling you wished belonged to a different family
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# He had a much deeper gruffer 'voice' than Morph
that made you think he was up to no good.
Like stealing dinner money and that.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# he probably lives in a tube station now
sucking off business men in an alleyway for crack money
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You mean
'the alleyway behind the Mixer, Arlington Road, Camden'

or so I've heard
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I knew I'd seen him in the Mixer
so he's probably living in Europe's biggest doss house next door.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha
grand
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# 'Allo folks!
Coming to you through the wonders of Barnsey to bring a little TJ:

Aphex the Mink's Mrs had their second little Mink at 8.39 this morning. Little Miss Mink and Mrs Mink both doing fine :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Woot!
Pass on the congrats to Minky boy!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Already sent him the thread :)
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That's why I was having a cry.
Bless his heart.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Aw, bless you!
He's really made my May. The weekend was shite.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# You and me at the meet
we shall both send him a big photographic MWA
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# May is just getting better and better....
I think it would make his more if we were mwah'ing each other...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well I obviously have no choice in the matter.
OH NO MRS TRELLIS PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME *puts up absolutely no fight whatsoever*
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *packs assorted toys*
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# \o/
This meet is going to be amazing.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# \o/
So have you seen the pic?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# EH?
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Of Little Miss Mink
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Oh yes
Yes, bless her, perfect. Absolute little angel. I'm extremely jealous, but so glad it's happened to him. He derserves it all.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# *overdoses on happy feelings*
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# EEEEE!
It's all so happy and lovely. And she's a gorgeous wee beastie. I am so happy.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I am eating a particularly slippery melon
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Lick it like a lady.
Go on.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Indeed, I am now licking the moist husk
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# You dirty little bugger.
....go on.
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ah lovely
congrats to everyone and everything

except Reading MP Martin Salter, cos he's a cock
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Great news
now skin it and make a coat
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# She wouldn't make a very big coat...
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm not fussy
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hurrah!!! :D

bless 'em

(, Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30, archived)