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My dad doesnt like Olives.
He says that they are bitter, like my mother.
She is called Olive :)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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She is called Olive :)
maybe ;)
there's a lovely purple silk negligee i saw last week that i'd really like...
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:20,
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Purple!
No way
Lingerie should be Red or white or black
At an absolute push I'd accept yellow.
As long as there are matching stockings.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23,
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Lingerie should be Red or white or black
At an absolute push I'd accept yellow.
As long as there are matching stockings.
red lingerie
just makes me think of peggy bundy.
just pass that bottle of mindbleach, there's a good lad.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29,
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just pass that bottle of mindbleach, there's a good lad.
ted bundy was a charmer
that's how he managed to get so many women to kill
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:51,
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i have black and red
i just really like purple.
yellow is right out. you can't be sexy when it looks like you've pissed on your nightie.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27,
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yellow is right out. you can't be sexy when it looks like you've pissed on your nightie.
^may contain wrongness^
search t'interweb for "pissed on nightie" you may be surprised
Barf
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29,
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Barf
I think you might find it's water proof
otherwise it would n't work very well
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:44,
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i prefer
freezing carpi sonnes, less chemical taste. although they seem to have stopped doing them in strawberry :(
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10,
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CARPI SONNES!?!? FTW?!?!?
Are they like Capri Sun's but with added Fish and Rammstein?
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:12,
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it's a proper capri - sun
they never used to translate the packaging when i was a nipper
edit: obvs i fucked up and that should've said capri sonnes, not carpi, but it's too late to ninja
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:13,
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edit: obvs i fucked up and that should've said capri sonnes, not carpi, but it's too late to ninja
Yeah I know what you meant.
I do like getting foreign goods in England. Like when I go to the kebab shop and get an Arabic Coke. It glees me!
Is the whole CS192 an homage to Capri Suns then? ;)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:15,
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Is the whole CS192 an homage to Capri Suns then? ;)
sorry to lower the tone, but..
I had a barium swallow x-ray a while back, where they x-ray you as you drink this gloopy white metalic stuff; made me shit chas' for a while.. odd stuff ;-)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:03,
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hehe.. then you understand my description of it being more chas than morph ;-)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:05,
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Jeebus it is!
And the doctor always takes great pleasure in making you drink the lot.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07,
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Hehehe
I threw up so often while they tried to make me drink it that I ended up having it squirted into a tube up my nose :D
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10,
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jesus...
perhaps they changed it, but i found it almost tasty.. bit like peptobismol without the pink and fruity flavour ;-)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17,
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I had one of those years and years ago.
I'll never forget it as I was a very shy and insecure kid and I'll never forget that the doctor made me feel just that bit more comfortable
by refering to me a 'Chubby' all the time.
I also remember that I had to take a pill to make the barium meal go through quickers and I've never passed anything that rapidly.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:06,
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by refering to me a 'Chubby' all the time.
I also remember that I had to take a pill to make the barium meal go through quickers and I've never passed anything that rapidly.
didn't give me anything else..
..just as well probably, would have been touching cloth driving home in the traffic otherwise :-)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09,
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Consider yourself lucky
My Ex had a barium enema
apparentlynthat come out quite quick...
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21,
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apparentlynthat come out quite quick...
just glad I didn't have to watch
but that's another story you REALLY don't want to know
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30,
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Well if you take it orally it comes out of your arse
So if you take it anally...
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33,
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still comes out your arse
I've had it both ways, just had another barium swallow on Saturday. GHOST SHITS FOR THE WIN
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55,
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Ah, barium sulphate...
We have to make the stuff in the lab sometimes as barium's really toxic, but make into the sulpahte and you can, well, drink the stuff...
it's how we mop up all the left-over barium salts.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:31,
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it's how we mop up all the left-over barium salts.
arf
Chas had zero moral compass
today's top Freecycle want contains this gem:
"my sons ring as broke and he is devestated his only 4..."
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Mon 12 May 2008, 11:59,
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today's top Freecycle want contains this gem:
"my sons ring as broke and he is devestated his only 4..."
I fear that replying to it to find out
may lead me down a long road of confusion and stupidity
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:01,
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Hahaha brilliant!
Oy, thank fuck I'm on AL tomorrow and Weds, work is being a shitbiscuit at the mo.
HELLO ALL!
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:02,
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HELLO ALL!
I'm aaaaaaces.
Only one day then I'm off for a few. Thank FUCK.
And to cap all of that off I received some amazing news today that has made me so happy I cried a bit. Nothing I'll go into, but it was wonderful.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:07,
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And to cap all of that off I received some amazing news today that has made me so happy I cried a bit. Nothing I'll go into, but it was wonderful.
Yeah,
it may be a complete lie, but I think that if it is, it's one of those lies that makes the world nicer :D
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:16,
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Glees that you are happy
double glees that you are still female
Noon
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:25,
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Noon
I am pretty brill, ta, Smash.
Save work being a big smelly bumbumhead.
Yourself?
edit: brb, making coffee.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:09,
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Yourself?
edit: brb, making coffee.
i'm enjoying all this lovely sunshine
especially as i now have 2 bottles of dr. pepper and a box of antihistamines :)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:14,
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heheh
i'm just happy to have the decorating finished.
my cousin is making me tell you that she says hi.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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my cousin is making me tell you that she says hi.
Tell your cousin I'm rubbing my thighs furiously at them and BLEATING.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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At the risk of repeating myself
stick with me kid, and I'll show you the world.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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I've already seen the world.
Quite dull and there were inadequate tea and coffee making facilities.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:28,
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I always take some with me.
well, sugar, coffee and whitener at the very least. Then all I need is fire and water.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:30,
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Unfortunately fire doesn't function over 2000 ft, so that's a lot of the world tealess.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:33,
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All primed for the OSCILLATION, then.
Tell her to bend over and shut her left eye. NOT THE RIGHT ONE.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:23,
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she has refused!!!
she remains seared in a leather swivel chair, gently sweating.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:36,
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she says you can have a quickie
...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:45,
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...divorce, that is, as she now has to go back to work.
Haha, sucker.
I'm sitting in the tiny blacked out spare room, which has had the blinds and windows shut for weeks and is really cool.
Plus I added a fan for good measure.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:38,
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Plus I added a fan for good measure.
*points to massive aircon unit above her*
and our flat's lovely most of the summer as we've got the massive patio doors.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:39,
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Yes, but I don't live with my parents.
And I'm ok being here, I have annual leave tomorrow and wednesday.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:42,
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Hah, you're totally my dad's type.
He loves a little Italian number.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:47,
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Obviously not.
You have to saw yourself in half.
Roman numerals.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:55,
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Roman numerals.
Not me.
I'm not the one involved here.
Anyway, time to leave. Bye.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:57,
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Anyway, time to leave. Bye.
It's ace
though gagging for a spliff, obviously :/
Still, only a month and a half till Glasto :D :D :D
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:26,
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Still, only a month and a half till Glasto :D :D :D
Which I shall not be attending.
Let me know when you're about, I owe you a smoke.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:27,
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I agree
Chas was like the cool cousin that you wished you were feinds with.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:10,
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Oh absolutely
Morph was the irritating sibling you wished belonged to a different family
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11,
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He had a much deeper gruffer 'voice' than Morph
that made you think he was up to no good.
Like stealing dinner money and that.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17,
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Like stealing dinner money and that.
he probably lives in a tube station now
sucking off business men in an alleyway for crack money
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19,
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You mean
'the alleyway behind the Mixer, Arlington Road, Camden'
or so I've heard
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:22,
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or so I've heard
I knew I'd seen him in the Mixer
so he's probably living in Europe's biggest doss house next door.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:24,
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'Allo folks!
Coming to you through the wonders of Barnsey to bring a little TJ:
Aphex the Mink's Mrs had their second little Mink at 8.39 this morning. Little Miss Mink and Mrs Mink both doing fine :)
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:11,
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Aphex the Mink's Mrs had their second little Mink at 8.39 this morning. Little Miss Mink and Mrs Mink both doing fine :)
Aw, bless you!
He's really made my May. The weekend was shite.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:17,
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You and me at the meet
we shall both send him a big photographic MWA
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:18,
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May is just getting better and better....
I think it would make his more if we were mwah'ing each other...
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:19,
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Well I obviously have no choice in the matter.
OH NO MRS TRELLIS PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME *puts up absolutely no fight whatsoever*
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:21,
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Oh yes
Yes, bless her, perfect. Absolute little angel. I'm extremely jealous, but so glad it's happened to him. He derserves it all.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:29,
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EEEEE!
It's all so happy and lovely. And she's a gorgeous wee beastie. I am so happy.
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Mon 12 May 2008, 12:35,
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