There's a voice, that keeps on callin' me...

Probably doesn't qualify, but I'm compo-ing it anyway...

From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 461 entries (closed)

( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

Does it say Cock?

EDIT: Sorry, Woo to your image
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:09, archived)

That's just what we shout at you.
OMGLUVSURLY
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:10, archived)

HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa

* Contains Lies

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

*lower lip trembles*
I opened up to you then.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

HaHa HaHa HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa Ha Haaaaaa

* Genuine

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

makes 'lub lub lub' noise with lower lip

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

Do not feed the captain after sunset.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

see - now I just want to do exactly that
to see what happens
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

Mayhem. Mayhem and chaos.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

you're not discouraging me in the slightest
... I crave mayhem
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:22, archived)

Euronymous might smell a bit now.
And Dead comes with 60% less head than he used to.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

* How do you type that rasberry noise?

Is it Rasp... or Ppphhhuuullllppp... ?
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:15, archived)

Thbpbpbpbpbpb.
if all the Beanos I read as a kid are to be believed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

What?
But you are a girl! You should have been reading Bunty surely!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:18, archived)

Occasionally I read a Bunty
But that more often than not ended up with me going 'pfft, this shit is for girls' and picking up a beano or dandy. Fast forward a few years and that becomes the Abominations, Iron Man or Preacher.

I don't really read girly shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

interesting fact
the cover of Bunty makes good roach while the cover of the Beano does not... make of that what you will.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Ringbinder dividers.
99p for 10 a4 sheets of perfect roach.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:24, archived)

do they still sell ninjaskins?
I used to love them ... nice and big, come with enough roach to smoke a forest and supported fantistic new music.

ACE... hhmmmmm
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Are they made by the same people
as Highland skins?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

if ninja tunes make highland skins then yes
if they don't then no.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:37, archived)

yes they do still sell Ninja Skins
so long rizzla - hello old friend.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

I used to read Jackie

* This is totally untrue and I will hurt anyone who says it is!
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:28, archived)

You used to read Jackie.
Bring it on, bitch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

Hurts!

S P A N G - S P A N G - S P A N G - F W A P S - S P A N G - S P A N G

My work here is done

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:36, archived)

*pants*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Do you want some more?

*boxers*
( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

Oh my word
stop before I explode in a shower of ladyspluff.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

*Stops...

*Explodes excreting a generous helping of Dr. Wobblys throat medicine

( Wobbly Bloke is wishing everyone a Merry Christmas on, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

I lik eit
cocking spaniel
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

Woo!
"down the road, that's where I'll always be,
every stop I make, I make a new friend,
can't stay for long, just turn around
and I'm gone again!"
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:16, archived)

ha
it'd have been more realistic if he'd just broken into people's houses, eaten all their food and shat everywhere, then buggered off
( Mighty Chrimbus who dares ginsters, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

Arf arf arf! Most woo-some sir.
Can he lick his own balls whilst sorting out the congestion charge?

I'm just going to cheekily slip this pea in for the compo if that's OK...


CFB
( The hairy aerosol http://www.justgiving.com/greatscottishrun10k/, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:19, archived)