I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)
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From the Celebrity Mutants challenge. See all 450 entries (closed)
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no glove, no love!
heheheh
EDIT: minor tj; what does everyone think of me doing a silly Q&A thread? you all ask any questions you want and i have to answer them.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24,
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EDIT: minor tj; what does everyone think of me doing a silly Q&A thread? you all ask any questions you want and i have to answer them.
Leela was Nicole Kidman
I made her attractive. I googled 'ponytail' in images, and she was the best choice.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34,
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yay, repost opportunities!
repost opportunities!
www.b3ta.com/board/8377486
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53,
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www.b3ta.com/board/8377486
BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOB BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33,
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Ning KittyVomit!
How you doing? Have you been struck off the medical register by the GMC?
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34,
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i'm poorly :(
ome gland as come up masively and painfully on the left side of my jaw. it huuuurts.
hows you?
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35,
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hows you?
Awww no!
*hugs and plays soothing French music like Francis Cabrel*
Not too bad, I'm meant to be going to a mates birthday do today but I really can't be bothered with all the travelling it will take :(
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:36,
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Not too bad, I'm meant to be going to a mates birthday do today but I really can't be bothered with all the travelling it will take :(
how far do you have to travel for it?
I WANT AN ADDRESS AND POSTCODE AND DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET THERE DAMN IT!!!!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:38,
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IT WILL TAKE ABOUT 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE
TO THE PARTY! IT IS IN KENNINGTON AT A PUB AND WE WILL BE WATCHING THE FA CUP FINAL IN THERE!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48,
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FOOTBALL!!!1
BOOO HISSS!
and in a pub means one would have to buy the booze..bugger
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:51,
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and in a pub means one would have to buy the booze..bugger
I KNOW!
SADLY I DO ACTUALLY LIKES THE FOOTBALL :(
I might just pop along for a couple....
EDIT: I HAVE DAIRYLEA ON TOAST AND A CUP OF FRESH COFFEE! THESE FACTS MAKE ME HAPPY!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52,
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I might just pop along for a couple....
EDIT: I HAVE DAIRYLEA ON TOAST AND A CUP OF FRESH COFFEE! THESE FACTS MAKE ME HAPPY!
BUT IT'S SO BORING!
it's a bunch of men in shorts running about kicking each other..more so than the ball most of the time.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53,
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Yeah I know,
whenever I actually think about it, I loose all sense of meaning! But it's an excuse for the beers isnt it?
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55,
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you need not make excuses for beers.
it's traditional...it's the law that being english you must get rat arsed whenever possible and proceed to make a tit of yourself.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:57,
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A mate of mine who moved to Oz last year
shattered his shin last week whilst pissed. He tried to ride down the moving arm rail of an escalator. He has an awesome scar now :)
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Sat 17 May 2008, 12:00,
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hahaha fuck yes!
now thats a classy one to behave when pissed!
normally i just get shouty or as i was a few weeks back, start throwing a rubber cock about the pub.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 12:01,
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normally i just get shouty or as i was a few weeks back, start throwing a rubber cock about the pub.
yeah and everyone else
my whole idea of not being sad on internetz has gone out the window. But since I like whoring this image and it has tits:
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44,
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really?
well if you want to get off over that pic feel free, I wouldn't mind hearing about it....:P
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49,
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oh ok!
I SLIP MY HANDS IN MAH SEXEH LACE THONG....AND I FIND BARRY MANILOW DOWN THERE! PWOAH!
erotic enough for you?
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50,
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erotic enough for you?
hahaha.
well i have a habbit of scaring peiople off when i meet them in real life..so the internet is normally the next port of call.
i can be as filthy as i like and i don't have to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. result.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58,
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i can be as filthy as i like and i don't have to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. result.
why is anyone going to be repulsed?
to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. blokes' tiny trouser stiffies
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Sat 17 May 2008, 12:04,
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Thanks
It took me ages. I probably need to exaggerate the ears and forehead a little more. they're not immediately obviously different from the original.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:31,
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Yeah,
if youc an as well, it might be an idea to try and impart some sense of depth on the nostrils. They do look a little but stickerish....
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33,
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This is also true
But I am not very great with photoshop, and would not be able to do it so very well. They'd probably end up looking like tusks.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35,
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Arf!
Just flip the monitor back to front and they will become concave rather than convex innit :D
Very nicely done anyway!
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:37,
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Very nicely done anyway!
Ta.
I hope to improve my skills by attempting new things like this.
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Sat 17 May 2008, 11:39,
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