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[challenge entry] Every few years Ron Jeremy must revert to his original form and shed his old skin...


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(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# hahaah
oh gawd
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hi Dixon you sexeh manbear thingummyjiggery,
how's it hangin, owt good planned for teh weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hullo sexeh man-goth
Not much planned just yet - may be going to the hospital this evening though as a friend was admitted yesterday.. brain infection-type illness :((
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Ooh lordy, I've been in so many hospitals lately, all my mates seem to be having heart attacks!
You have my sympathies, hope they get better matey!

We're doing the marvelous WendyHouse cybergoth dancefloor extravaganza later tonight, 10 year celebrations, VNV are DJing, sounds rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# VNV? sounds like a grand weekend :D
Those vids that you put up on YT look a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I should do a new one, them are way old now, but the problem is if you're filming it,
you're not doing it, and I do love to throw myself into the night and get sweaty!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Yeh, that's why I don't like taking cameras to parties and stuff
I'd rather be the one IN the photos having a good time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Indeed!
How else will you show off the new Y-Fronts? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I seem to have a reputation
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# If you don't have a reputation for something, you aren't living enough!
Yay for reputations I say!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# hehehe
It's be a bit bigger, but it's a little chili:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yep, i think that covers it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# haha. That
gets a click. and a guffaw.
He looks like a cockle. Now I want some cockles in vinegar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# HUGE cockle
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it has been mentioned.
what of it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yes, by you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# There is a rumour going around
that I have a 12" cock.
I know all about it. I started it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Everyone has a huge cock on the internet..
Even the women ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# YES.
mine is GIGANTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I've held Ron Jeremy's huge cockle!
sort of, it was his latex moulded dildo, I find it hard to believe he's really THAT big tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I haven't had the pleasure unfortunately..
I love the idea though of beating someone around the head and shoulders with a Ron Jeremy rubber cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# They're probably standard issue to the Amsterdam police force round the Red Light District,
that'd get the tourists in order pretty sharply!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahhahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ALL HAIL SHAI HULUD!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:13, archived)