Every few years Ron Jeremy must revert to his original form and shed his old skin...


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( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

hahahaha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

hahaah
oh gawd
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hi Dixon you sexeh manbear thingummyjiggery,
how's it hangin, owt good planned for teh weekend?
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

Hullo sexeh man-goth
Not much planned just yet - may be going to the hospital this evening though as a friend was admitted yesterday.. brain infection-type illness :((
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Ooh lordy, I've been in so many hospitals lately, all my mates seem to be having heart attacks!
You have my sympathies, hope they get better matey!

We're doing the marvelous WendyHouse cybergoth dancefloor extravaganza later tonight, 10 year celebrations, VNV are DJing, sounds rather good!
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

VNV? sounds like a grand weekend :D
Those vids that you put up on YT look a lot of fun
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

I should do a new one, them are way old now, but the problem is if you're filming it,
you're not doing it, and I do love to throw myself into the night and get sweaty!
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Yeh, that's why I don't like taking cameras to parties and stuff
I'd rather be the one IN the photos having a good time :)
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

Indeed!
How else will you show off the new Y-Fronts? ;)
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

I seem to have a reputation
:D
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:08, archived)

If you don't have a reputation for something, you aren't living enough!
Yay for reputations I say!
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

hahahahahah This is great

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

hehehe
It's be a bit bigger, but it's a little chili:D
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yep, i think that covers it.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

haha. That
gets a click. and a guffaw.
He looks like a cockle. Now I want some cockles in vinegar :(
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

HUGE cockle

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

it has been mentioned.
what of it? ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

yes, by you! :D

( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

There is a rumour going around
that I have a 12" cock.
I know all about it. I started it ;)
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Everyone has a huge cock on the internet..
Even the women ;)
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

YES.
mine is GIGANTIC.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

I've held Ron Jeremy's huge cockle!
sort of, it was his latex moulded dildo, I find it hard to believe he's really THAT big tho...
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

I haven't had the pleasure unfortunately..
I love the idea though of beating someone around the head and shoulders with a Ron Jeremy rubber cock
( Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

They're probably standard issue to the Amsterdam police force round the Red Light District,
that'd get the tourists in order pretty sharply!
( WiL the arse pirate says 'Yarrrse!', Sat 17 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahahahhahahha

( epiphany MEng (hons) - game over man, game over!!, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

ALL HAIL SHAI HULUD!

( mediocre Ooh, maxi-big the force is, Sat 17 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

hahahaha!

( god save the queen woz ere, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:13, archived)