In Trouble... We'll 'Ave it Sorted!


From the Crap Superheroes challenge. See all 605 entries (closed)

(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:32, archived)

from left to right...
would, would, wouldn't ,wouldn't.
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:33, archived)

which is the second would to
cat or her daughter?
btw i'd ave er dawta ;)
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)

I use
the 'left eye vs the vertical axis' method...
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)

lol
..
/me dumbass
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)

what about all at once?
i knew you would.
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)

2 pints
and 3 paper bags and i would
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:36, archived)

3 paper bags?
can't you just buy a condom you cheap bastard?

:0)
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:38, archived)

hahaha
bet he's a student....
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:39, archived)

indeed
i am, u are to tho are u not dan?
+ we get free condoms from our union, being a student is great
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)

I'm at Loughborough
We only got one free condom. They must have low expectations of us here...
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:43, archived)

no they want u lot to breed like rabbits
they want u guys to make super-sporty kiddies to rule the world of sport :D
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)

I'm not sporty
I'm a pie merchant!
There's a few of us here despite the propganda...
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)

yeah
that may be but am scared cos there are more sports halls then lecture theatres @ lufbra
*FACT*
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:48, archived)

Yes
and many of us are not worthy of any of them.
I do drink Mild and eat Pies
100% fact
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)

then u sir
are a damn fine example of a student 8D
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:54, archived)

not quite
I am a real ale fanatic...
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:59, archived)

bastard students
it's my hard work, my sweat and tears that enables you to piss away your money on drugs!





because i'm a drug dealer :0)
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:44, archived)

free condoms
I got free condoms when I was a student...
....still got them in fact :(
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)

.
suggests getting out more
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:46, archived)

...
Got several hundred kids though
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:50, archived)

are u
catholic.........?
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:53, archived)

..
no, just forgetful
(Scary, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 1:02, archived)

;-)
with faces like that two of em need bags on their heads and i need on in case their's fall off
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:40, archived)

You know you've dated worse....

( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:41, archived)

indeed, i have
still doesn't make em any prettier tho does it
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:42, archived)

depends mate
after erm, a dry spell. your standards tend to drop.
Given enough time, i'd wager you'd shag a hole in a tramps sweater.

:0)
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:45, archived)

Who told you?
I mean ermm...... oh what a giveaway...
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:47, archived)

didn't even have to give u a cushion
or a cup of tea to get that out of you, u are a weak one dan
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:49, archived)

hehehe
so where are you then?
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:51, archived)

me?
university of leicester
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)

wahey
just up the road!
I'll be in Molly O-Grady's from 8:45 onwards next tuesday with me fiddle
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:56, archived)

who told me!?
I WAS THAT TRAMP!

still, i was thirsty...
( KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:52, archived)

hehe
yeauch. Oh well, I think there were no security cameras around there
( Milkman Dan, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:57, archived)

I would..
..n't


......Mingers, all of them
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 24 Feb 2003, 0:34, archived)