the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

But its so lovely :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

all things that you love will hurt you
but if they come back you can eat them...
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.

( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

either that
or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

my insides are broken
been like that all week
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

wrong end

( SkUG is glad to be out of hospital (stupid lungs), Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

ah.
same deal, but less toast.
( Smash Monkey it's a bitch convincing people to like you, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)