He finally got a break...

( Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!
Aceness!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=gecCt0F_6nM

frogger hiphop sweetness
(hieronymous bosch wank your worries away, Fri 23 May 2008, 18:01, archived)

hahaha

( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

hahaha
:D

tho why he doesn't invest in riverfront property on the other side of the watery thoroughfare is a mystery

:D
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12, archived)

He fucking hates
Swiss Rolls and he couldnt bear to have to look at them floating by every day!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14, archived)

haha
but a moistened swiss roll does not float!

this is a nonsense!
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

I have only recently got back from Switzerland
and I didnt see a single Swiss Roll! THAT IS AN UTTER NONSENSE!

I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

I really want a toblorone now.

( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

Didnt see any of them either!
However, I did see lots of Swiss Army knives. They come with USB Drives now!

Awesomeness!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

yeh
but still no bloody keg!
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

I dislike swiss army knives.
I love my Opinel knife though. Much nicer.
( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Good choice
i'd go for the opinel everytime!
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I haven't got an
Opinel.

/subtle
( Noely Noel Silent, you motherfucker! I said NO SQUEAKS!, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it

( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

But its so lovely :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

all things that you love will hurt you
but if they come back you can eat them...
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.

( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.

( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

either that
or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)

but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)

my insides are broken
been like that all week
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

wrong end

( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

ah.
same deal, but less toast.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

ooooh
aint had a toblerone in years!
( lordsaccharine has dill, not a lot else, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Thats it,
Im buying one tomorrow.
( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now

( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.
I figure I can wait until then.
( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

remind me to pick up my bacon i left in the fridge at work :(

( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

you can't just buy them!
they must come from airports or ferries.
( lordsaccharine has dill, not a lot else, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

Should've pushed a local down a hill.
Missed opportunity.
( Peregrin, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

next he should buy a bridge.


woo!~

Nice humus there. I for one am drained of the stuff.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13, archived)

i love that game!
i was really good at it, too.
well, better than at donkey kong.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

I now have to play a game of frogger to get it out of my system
:D

edit: gah! I'm shite! my frogs karked it in the water, stupid non aquatic amphibians
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

YOU HAVE FROGGER???
*jealouses*
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

1: Go to Google
2: Type "Play Frogger Online"
3: Click the link
4:...
5:...
6: Profits!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! did not kill Michael Jackson. LOL!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i shall do this later, when i am contented and full of chicken.
( Smash Monkey I HATE YOU, NEW NEIGHBOUR!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

I did that with "GOLDEN AXE"
Yay!
( SkUG Loves his Lady :D, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

DAR DI DAAR DAR DI DAAAAR
DAAAAR DI DAAAAAR DAR DI DI DAAAAAR

*hums the themetune*
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

( We are the lemon Babyliss you cunt!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

via the power of science
I have mame related frogger action

:D
( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Yes! That is a good point.
And it only took nigh on 30 years to figure it out!
( Mstandot may or may not be here...., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

Hahaha
:D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)

Hahaha! Excellent!
Top stuff.
( Mstandot may or may not be here...., Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

Fucking woo

( lordsaccharine has dill, not a lot else, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)

Haha!
Frogs do the craziest things.
( NinjaBadger Your weapons have no effect on me!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)

Ribbit!
Woo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

haha. lostfrog

( plentyofants really needs to get working on his 10k picture, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

Hehe
I wondered if anyone would pick up on that
( Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

Hahaha
That reminds me; I must go to Chelmsford soon. I'm due the time off and my boss said I could use his apartment (I'm not saying he's loadsed but it's the one he keeps for when he goes to the races. :P
( riverghost wants to kill whoever made that tampax advert, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

Loving the lost referance,
also, the fact that its message 8383838 is pretty awesome.
(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

awesome
This and the FP have made my day
( Kenna, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

DUDE
The numbers are bad
(CTU_Bauer, Mon 19 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

suh-weet !
woo
( connor, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

this is brilliant
loving the 'lost' numbers as well :)
( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Tue 20 May 2008, 8:20, archived)

So many people use those numbers in the lottery
if they ever came up you'd only win about 50p!
( Barbarossa COME ON TIM!, Tue 20 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

copters

( Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

ahh
yes I wondered why the queue at the Army and Navy was worse than usual.
( moogy boobles, Tue 20 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

Would've been better with 1,2,3,4,5,6
If he had a different combo, he'd be able to buy a motorway. And not that crappy one in Manchester or Birmingham.
(Sceptre infected you with Conficker on, Wed 21 May 2008, 23:56, archived)