I guess Prodigy inspired me on this one
Hello Dave!



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(Virulent Taste my Jesus!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

*rubs thighs at screen*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Lazarou fetishist

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Oh hell yeah.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

now that's bizzare
far be it for me to judge other people's turn ons but Papa Lazarou?!?!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Also Lemmy, Adam West and Hugh Hefner.
Those are the ones people usually accuse me of being weird for.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

all 3 at once?! My you are greedy ;)
Hugh hefner would be hillarious! I bet he can't even get it up any more and its all just smoke and mirrors
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

it takes a real man to smoke a mirror

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

He's still got both hands.
And a face.

And you KNOW he's had practice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

so have I
and ive got a better dressing gown ;)
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

LIES

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

its true
its even got a removable waist cord for 'restraining purposes'.. but if my mum is reading, i was using it to tie the door back OK!?
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

My coat's got corset lacing up the back.
I'm currently using Japanese silk rope in it.

ALWAYS prepared.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

ooo like your style
I bet the man-wife gets fed up of re-lacing it for you though ;)
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Nah, it's easily laced.
it's only up the back. Normal corsets are harder but I can do those on my own so long as I've got a door handle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

You keep a door handle on you aswell?!
My my you ARE prepared!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

oh Shibari!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Exactly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

*rubs thighs at Captain Wow*
*apologises to Captain Wow and returns to work*
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:06, archived)

Don't apologise.
I was enjoying that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

3 way thigh rubathon?
*forms triangle
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

i read that as 'foams triangle'
and now i need to lie down
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

CONTENDERS RRRRRRRREADY

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

GLADIATORS RRRRRRRRREADY!

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

THRRRREE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

TWOOOO
QUICKLY I@VE GOT TO GO TO A BUSINESS LUNCH!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

Oops
ONE
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

*Rubs furiously
*leaves

byeeeeeeeeeeee
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

BYE!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:31, archived)

If the Wife caught me...
...I'd be more than apologising!
:)
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Pfft, you could just have itchy legs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

I'd end up with smashed knee-caps!
She thinks it's bad enough that I spend time on B3ta, never mind rubbing my thighs at other /boarders!
( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

:D

( prodigy69 missing a tooth, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

Needs more Wives...

( LeightonJimbo underestimated how much hard work a PGCE is, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Don't worry dave
she won't go in the sink again.

"ABBAZZA, HALLANG A RATTA MANA ZATSU!"
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:09, archived)