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# Also Lemmy, Adam West and Hugh Hefner.
Those are the ones people usually accuse me of being weird for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# all 3 at once?! My you are greedy ;)
Hugh hefner would be hillarious! I bet he can't even get it up any more and its all just smoke and mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# it takes a real man to smoke a mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# He's still got both hands.
And a face.

And you KNOW he's had practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# so have I
and ive got a better dressing gown ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# its true
its even got a removable waist cord for 'restraining purposes'.. but if my mum is reading, i was using it to tie the door back OK!?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# My coat's got corset lacing up the back.
I'm currently using Japanese silk rope in it.

ALWAYS prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ooo like your style
I bet the man-wife gets fed up of re-lacing it for you though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nah, it's easily laced.
it's only up the back. Normal corsets are harder but I can do those on my own so long as I've got a door handle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# You keep a door handle on you aswell?!
My my you ARE prepared!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# oh Shibari!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:31, archived)