Ohh man i need one of these!
I'm saving money tonight so i'm only going to spend £20.

6 pints later - "Heeeey its only money!!"

Withdraws £40 more

Wake up with a hangover and empty wallet, £60 down "NOOOooooooes!"
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

I used to do this all time
Once at the cashpoint I said "Which is more important? Getting pissed or paying my rent?"
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

Well there's a no-brainer if ever I saw one...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

become a whore and do both of course!
18. Profit!
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

...with bonus crack
/ac surprisingly. Go figure.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

I did that night
/slept with the boss blog
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

was he a gentle lover?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

...
She was rubbish... and made the next six months hell.

Like it was my fault
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:50, archived)

You joke...
But that's exactly what I did. :)
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

In East Anglia?
You're lucky to be alive!
( Joe Scaramanga The bitch hit me with a toaster, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

Oh no, this is in Scotland.
Yes. An East Anglian whore in Edinburgh. I really am lucky.
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Thu 22 May 2008, 12:47, archived)