I used to live above a residential home
so got quite good at timing dodging those things

Whenever people visited they wanted to ride it though, which is odd as they go about 0.31 miles an hour on average
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

That's nice dear.
Have you had your tea? I said HAVE YOU HAD YOUR TEA?
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

I worked as a carer there briefly
and taking one of the ladies to the toilet I got asked
"have I wee'd meself?"

True story. About every other time I passed her after that she used to tell me she needed a wee, even after I stopped working there!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

you'll be woken up in the middle of the night
by a zombie smashing through the door

screaming politely "I want a wee!"

:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

I was quite amazed how tight it was when I visited.


I do of course mean the rest of the space left on the stairs.
( Mstandot, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)