It keeps looking at me funny.
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Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:56,
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the eybrow alonegets you ten millionty points
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Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57,
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Could I have one?I lost my tin opener a good few days ago and could do with something pointy to get into my tins.
I'm quite hungry.
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Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58,
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will a bronze cast of a cat's barbed penis do?not that I have one, but I was thinking of getting one and wondering if it'd serve as an emergency can opener.
use a teaspoon that's been rubbed on your cell wall to sharpen it.
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Mockingbird is an actual practitioner of SCIENCE (TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59,
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then what will I eat with?I'm not a savage!
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Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05,
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definition of a savage:'someone without a tin opener'
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Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08,
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definition of Eau Savage:what my dad used to smell of
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Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08,
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definition of a savage:can't play cricket
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Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10,
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I don't play cricket very wellbut I like the bit where you get to watch it.
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Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15,
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you're thinking of a panda(
Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16,
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and now you're thinking of a Boat...(
Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20,
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Boobs(
Prof UnderCover ya flamin galah - there's no internet in OZ, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:29,
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Defffinition of a savage2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behaviour according to the above definition
1: "Did you see the way he threw that bastard? That was savage..."
2: "Gods, Matt is a savage."
/urbandictionary
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Three Dog Man Your mama told me to come, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:30,
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HAHAHAHA!*spangs hard*
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theoriginalsteve is wierd and pissed off, whatever he is, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57,
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haha*clicks*
i'd sit on him and lean my shoulder blades HARD into his eyes
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Spunky McPunk MIGRAAAAAAAAAAINE, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57,
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Pah...I can stare him out!
*Stares........
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Wobbly Bloke now has a second-hand monkey to spank, on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58,
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There you go..He blinked!
*WINS
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Wobbly Bloke now has a second-hand monkey to spank, on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58,
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I used to live above a residential homeso got quite good at timing dodging those things
Whenever people visited they wanted to ride it though, which is odd as they go about 0.31 miles an hour on average
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Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00,
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That's nice dear.Have you had your tea? I said HAVE YOU HAD YOUR TEA?
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Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:01,
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I worked as a carer there brieflyand taking one of the ladies to the toilet I got asked
"have I wee'd meself?"
True story. About every other time I passed her after that she used to tell me she needed a wee, even after I stopped working there!
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Jessie © veni vidi velcro, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:07,
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you'll be woken up in the middle of the nightby a zombie smashing through the door
screaming politely "I want a wee!"
:D
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Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:39,
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I was quite amazed how tight it was when I visited.I do of course mean the rest of the space left on the stairs.
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Mstandot may or may not be here...., Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05,
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Yes! Clicketty clack.Good morning everyone.
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Ttssattsr many words, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00,
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not too shabby, horrible bastard cough thoughyourself?
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Tom O'Bedlam https://twitter.com/Tom_OBedlam, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:09,
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Ran out of my Sertraline a couple of days back, so I'm a little on edge.Other than that, I bought a bottle of ye olde englishe alee today. So I'm looking forward to that a little later.
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Ttssattsr many words, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:12,
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hahaha >:D(
prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:03,
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Splendiferous!*enclickens*
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Evilscary CAUTION! Do not expose to direct sunlight., Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04,
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that is lovely :D*wants*
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Jeccius Free PS3/Wii instructions, see profile :D, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04,
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hahahahahaI would buy one of these *click*
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Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:21,
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OhI clicked but never said how brilliant I thought this was..
BRILLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!
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Dixon_Blue_Bawls scurge of the high streets, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:23,
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If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll......what the stare lift...is....
...cookin'
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Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 22 May 2008, 22:02,
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