It keeps looking at me funny.

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:56, archived)

the eybrow alone
gets you ten millionty points
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Could I have one?
I lost my tin opener a good few days ago and could do with something pointy to get into my tins.
I'm quite hungry.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

will a bronze cast of a cat's barbed penis do?
not that I have one, but I was thinking of getting one and wondering if it'd serve as an emergency can opener.

use a teaspoon that's been rubbed on your cell wall to sharpen it.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

then what will I eat with?
I'm not a savage!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

definition of a savage:
'someone without a tin opener'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

definition of Eau Savage:
what my dad used to smell of
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

definition of a savage:
can't play cricket
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:10, archived)

I don't play cricket very well
but I like the bit where you get to watch it.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

Deffinition of a savage
Eats, shoots, and leaves
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:15, archived)

you're thinking of a panda

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:16, archived)

and now you're thinking of a Boat...

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:20, archived)

what am I thinking about now?

(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:26, archived)

Boobs

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:29, archived)

How could you possibly know that
Creepy
Do you know who's?
(Vinegar strokes Why don't cows wear bras?, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

Defffinition of a savage
2 {noun}: A person who often displays savage behaviour according to the above definition
1: "Did you see the way he threw that bastard? That was savage..."
2: "Gods, Matt is a savage."
/urbandictionary
( Three Dog Man Your mama told me to cum, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

HAHAHAHA!
*spangs hard*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

haha
*clicks*

i'd sit on him and lean my shoulder blades HARD into his eyes
( Spunky McPunky McMonkey McBean sends starfish through his star-off machine, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:57, archived)

Pah...
I can stare him out!

*Stares........
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

There you go..

He blinked!

*WINS
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:58, archived)

nice!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 May 2008, 16:59, archived)

I used to live above a residential home
so got quite good at timing dodging those things

Whenever people visited they wanted to ride it though, which is odd as they go about 0.31 miles an hour on average
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

That's nice dear.
Have you had your tea? I said HAVE YOU HAD YOUR TEA?
( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:01, archived)

I worked as a carer there briefly
and taking one of the ladies to the toilet I got asked
"have I wee'd meself?"

True story. About every other time I passed her after that she used to tell me she needed a wee, even after I stopped working there!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:07, archived)

you'll be woken up in the middle of the night
by a zombie smashing through the door

screaming politely "I want a wee!"

:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:39, archived)

I was quite amazed how tight it was when I visited.


I do of course mean the rest of the space left on the stairs.
( Mstandot, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:05, archived)

Yes! Clicketty clack.
Good morning everyone.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:00, archived)

morning kiddo

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:02, archived)

Erro! How yah been?

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:08, archived)

not too shabby, horrible bastard cough though
yourself?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:09, archived)

Ran out of my Sertraline a couple of days back, so I'm a little on edge.
Other than that, I bought a bottle of ye olde englishe alee today. So I'm looking forward to that a little later.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:12, archived)

sertaline?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:40, archived)

hahaha >:D

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:03, archived)

Splendiferous!
*enclickens*
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

that is lovely :D
*wants*
( Jeccius Oops, finished MW2 already :p, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:04, archived)

Most brill.
Woo.
( Mstandot, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:06, archived)

hahahahaha
I would buy one of these *click*
( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:21, archived)

Oh
I clicked but never said how brilliant I thought this was..

BRILLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 May 2008, 17:23, archived)

Spiffing!

(Astatine, Thu 22 May 2008, 21:24, archived)

If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll...
...what the stare lift...is....



...cookin'
( Jamie_W thinks you're a liar (play it fucking loud), Thu 22 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

Genius
Woo Yay and Hoopla
(Kingtoke was mostly eating beans on, Fri 23 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

pfft

( Grampa, Fri 23 May 2008, 3:40, archived)

hahaha!
aceness
( eclectech, Fri 23 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

Haha
I laughed out loud!
( SleeplessAndy, Fri 23 May 2008, 13:25, archived)

what Dixon said, but with more "A"s

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 23 May 2008, 16:13, archived)