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# NLGD
A new faction from Hitler himself.

National Lime Giving Day



Cheers for the inspiration M3Essential

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I think he's collecting them.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:07, archived)
# He'll give them a squeeze
He loved to remove the jewce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# spang
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:12, archived)
# tenuous
but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Either way, he is satisfied.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Limes for everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Say what you like about Hitler,
while he was in power, the trains ran on time, and there were limes for everybody.

In fact, George Bush's 'No Child Left Behind' scheme can be linked to Hitler's 'No Child Left in Rind', which helped kids with a lime addiction get back into the real world.

It was later adapted to 'No Child Left in Rhine', which was where it all went pear shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Say what you like about Hitler
but at least he was right about the Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# WELL COME ON WHAT KIND OF 'PEOPLE' DO YOU CALL THAT?!?!
THEY SAY 'OY'!?!?

my best friend has gotten into the habit of GLENDA SLAGG!?!?!?!?!!ing over MSN at the end of all her sentences. I really should tell her to stop fucking doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I once made that comment to a load of mates while out for a curry
when I was sat next to a Jewish friend. All the people around the table let out a disapproving "Ooooooooh" but she pissed herself.

Ricky Gervais based his entire act around that moment.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)
# oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Jumps on wandbagon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Osama Bin limeden?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Nice sig, a bit too brown though!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Zombies are grabbing the limes!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)
# god bless him!
a free lime for every nazi!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:15, archived)