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( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

see also: 300 (minus 1)

( The Great Architect, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

exactly
:)
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

1 lives
(the one who goes back to sparta to live to tell the tale)

*straightens pedant hat, awaiting kick to the shins*
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

may as well get it out of the way then

( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:55, archived)

No, they don't
Wait, is this Dawn of the Dead?
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)

yes
the remake
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

Oh right.
No, they don't.

They get to an island and then run back to the boat. The camera is dropped but that doesn't mean they are dead.
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)

you might be right
but i like to pretend they all die there

:)
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:54, archived)

I really liked that film. It's one of the few I actually paid money for and bought the DVD.
But I can't watch it because of the scene with the girl in the bus with the chainsaw. It's just far too graphic.

See also - I am Legend. Great film, want to watch it again, but I can't take him killing his dog.
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)

didn't really like i am legend
mostly because i've somehow expected more
( inexpressible -> this space for rent <-, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)

I expected it to be remotely like the book, which is wasn't.
They might as well have called it something else. The whole plot was changed, even the ending (he dies in the book, and the vamps aren't darkness-dependant, and they are more human like, and they are rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and there is no FUCKING DOG!).
( Paul...Christmas... or some shit, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:08, archived)