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[challenge entry] Fucking
Colin Farrell

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Keep it under 50kb, you twat.
Edit: much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I didn't realise
this was flaming knobhead evening
(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Oh it definitely is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Should have been the cheapest film to make ever.
But failed at even that.

*Edit* And you have failed at keeping it under 50K.
*Edit edit* Well done, but still 2K over.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:18, archived)
# optimise it you tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:19, archived)
# tut-tut
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This pleases me
far too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# This gives me fear!
and a slighty tight feeling in my bum....
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:24, archived)
# "No, guv, I really did fall down the stairs, breaking almost every bone in my body."
a grown-up zippy as a rozzer frankly scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Especially with that truncheon....
and his cold dead eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# "B-b-b-but Geoffrey,
tell me where the gear is and I won't break your f***ing teeth, ra-haaa-ha-ha-ha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 28 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Alrighty then . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# That film is a pile of wank.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:28, archived)