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[challenge entry] I'll stop while I'm (marginally) ahead for now...

It's probably wise

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(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# hahahahahaa!
i've thought that so many times!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Nazgul vs Giant Eagle = Pillows for undead.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# they'd be some big pillows
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# big, big
fluffy pillows of love. What?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Even Nazgul
need wubs
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# well
i have always got something to rest my head on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# selfish cow!
;) *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *engulfs*
can you still breathe in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Do I look like a pussy?
I'll risk it for you. And beer, there is going to be beer right?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
# there can be, if you like.
or aftershock, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:16, archived)
# do real people drink that stuff?
Aftershock I mean? It's just coloured, sugary Vodka at 4 times the price.
I'm an old fashioned guy. I like my beer yellow and a bit less like piss than my piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i've drunk it once
and i would swear it tasted like my mouthwash but with less alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# but I bet
you looked cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i smoke heavily and wear leather jackets.
if i drank diet coke i'd still look cool.


no, i can't even type that with a straight face
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
# aftershock is piss
but not as bad as "apple sourz" which my former housemates seemed to think was hardcore liquor
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# i like it
it makes a change from tequila, which gives me heartburn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That's the worm
trying to get back out ya daft bint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# heheh
swallowed many a worm, never hallucinated off them.
i like absinthe, but it causes me to fall asleep in gardens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# everybody needs
a nazgul for a pillow?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# only if you like scaly pillows
giant eagle feather pillows are much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Nine Nazgul
vs. bugger loads eagles? They'd never catch 'em all (Pokemon) surely?
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Not effected by non-magic weapons.
Get the elves to make claw-covers +1 and it's a fight.
Without that, it's a turkey shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# not enough experience points
they needed to kill a few orcs before they could use the eagles
fantasy games make me meh
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# .
Ah come on, Gandalf must be high enough level for an eagle, he managed on Saruman's tower
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# yeah
but that eagle fancies him, that's why it rescued him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# ^this!
Hairy toes, I love hairy toes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Yes!
I love that book!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 29 May 2008, 1:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha!!!
i HAVE to get that book!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
# bit of a guilty lol here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Wouldn't it have been less danger to
...go into the forest and start stamping on small animals for the experience points?
(Wize, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# now that was a good south park
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# read The Hobbit, silly
the eagles only do stuff they feel like doing.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Yeah,
try getting them to do Hotel California these days!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# haha!
(Spikey, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# .
I personally *never* feel like saving my species and all others from an evil twunt of a dark lord...
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# me neither
i often feel like being the dark lord, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Why would anyone want to read a book someone wrote to be a prequel to some films?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 29 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hey, it's okay!
They're making a film of that too now!
No one would ever bother with it otherwise
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Thu 29 May 2008, 1:15, archived)