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[challenge entry] Dun?

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Tampax commercial.
Nice
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# If i had a drink in my mouth
I would of just sprayed it all over my computer screen.

!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Seconded
indeed.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Ahhh! Good old Carrie
Almost a possible comp entry
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# thirded
woo
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Would've,
you mean :)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# You see, 'would of' makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# How do people not NOTICE this???
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# i kind of want to put my hands around your neck right now
not to choke you for being a silly bastard! just to... feel your neck



(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# laugh
at my jokes Mr... pwease :-(
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# teehee!
There :)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Because they are transliterating using a pronounced sound from within their brain, hence would have gets contracted to would uv.
Which to the mind's ear sounds like of.

This is why.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# but then the brain should surely run it over
and think 'would of? how do you of? That makes no sense!'
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Could also have been 'would have'
Which is the full version of what you said, I belive.
God, I hate myself for knowing this.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24, archived)
# why do you hate yourself for not being a moron?
That, to me, is very upsetting indeed, and indicative of the world today :(
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Not for being a moron
It's just that grammar isn't seen to be very important. Sad, I know. That makes me get involved when people actually care, then reminds me that whenever I do correct anyone they generally get pissed off.
Kinda makes me feel that I've wasted my time learning it correctly, y'know?

Just to spite me there'll be about a million mistakes up there.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:33, archived)
# obviously not
other wise i mould of wroten it wouldn't of i?
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Yikes!
Why I'm not a woman.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# oh god AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and her face, her face ahahahahahaha its so perfect

FP this now
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# ahahahaha
/i haven't seen it yet, but i imagine that everyone in the theatre cheered when finally there was some blood
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# hahaha
a real sense of camaraderie!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# i mean, i cheered at "I am Optimus Prime"
i live for those moments.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# me to :)
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Hah
Nice, it definitely would have met my expectations then. *clicks*
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 2:32, archived)