Because they are transliterating using a pronounced sound from within their brain, hence would have gets contracted to would uv.Which to the mind's ear sounds like of.
This is why.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 2:22,
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This is why.
but then the brain should surely run it overand think 'would of? how do you of? That makes no sense!'
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Thu 29 May 2008, 2:24,
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