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(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:21, archived)

I haven't seen any of those movies, but I don't think I'm missing much.
 
also: Saw
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:29, archived)

i have never ever seen a saw movie. it sounds dumb dumb dumb.

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:31, archived)

BUT I THINK I SAW A SEEN MOVIE.
 
CHARLIE SEEN, THAT IS
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:32, archived)

I SAW SAW IT WAS WORSE THAN HAVING A TOOTHPICK STUCK IN YOUR URETHRA.
THE KIND WITH THE CRINKLY COLOURED TINSEL BITS ON THE END (THE TOOTHPICK NOT THE URETHRA).
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:40, archived)

Festive!

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:40, archived)

/alt.clubsandwich.knobdamage.net.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:54, archived)

I saw this picture and all I can think of is Renee Zellweger, for some reason
 
www.photobasement.com/this-is-not-what-hugh-hefner-had-in-mind/
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:46, archived)

I SAW THIS AND THOUGHT OF YOU.
www.metacritic.com/music/artists/dresdendolls/novirginia
( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:48, archived)

THOSE WANNABE MUSIC CRITIC INTERNET REVIEW WRITERS ARE ILLITERATE FUCKHOLES.
 
IT ARRIVED IN MY LETTERBOX FROM THE STATES ON SATURDAY AND IT IS SO AWESOME I COULD SHIT.
AND DID I MENTION IT'S A SIGNED COPY? BECAUSE IT IS.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:02, archived)

I'm just glad to have "Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner" on CD as well as DVD.
 
"I joke about sex because it's funny when you're frightened.."
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

lols

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:50, archived)

what the hell is going on with her cheeks?
she's a hefty girl, but why are her cheeks 3000% fatter than the rest of her?
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:51, archived)

They're full of chestnuts.

( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:55, archived)

and pianos.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:58, archived)

I don't know, but this one's kinda cute, in a floppy dimply puppy fat kinda way
 
www.photobasement.com/not-anymore-no/
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:11, archived)

To answer her question... no, you ate them all.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:13, archived)

it's mushroom season over here.
 
goddamnit I want some but I'm not going out grubbing in the woods and getting hassled by the pigs, man
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:15, archived)

O but you are.....
fantastic plots - very credible in this very sick world - hugely recommended if you like horror/thriller and entrails.
(Amanda Votchkiss and her amazing 3 pointed wig, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:33, archived)

sweeeeet.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:34, archived)

I'd recommend Hostel part 1
not seen part 2 but part 1 was a really good horror movie...it's got an awesome sense of slowly creeping unease
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:11, archived)

I like Hostel
It has it's dull moments but I thought Eli Roth created a great environment for a thriller. He made a setting that really kept the it exciting. Also it's EXTREEEME. Also it's sometimes pretty. Also at least you don't know exactly what's going to happen around every fucking corner. And Takashi Miike agreed to be in it, so it couldn't be all bad.
( hanke, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:27, archived)

i was conceived at a movie theatre in a slum that was showing a forgotten horror film.
my mother was quite drunk and passed out in a dark corner and many men used her for their immoral lusts.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:36, archived)

I was conceived on the set of South Park.
Ironically, it was during the making of the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his father is. I still have no idea who my own father is, mmm-kay?
( mofaha, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:38, archived)

i bet it was still in black and white back in those days.
i bet it was f.w. murnau, he was a cad.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:42, archived)

I was borne from an egg on a mountain top.
Also: I am funky and never stop
( gronkpan, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:57, archived)

i am married to a cigarette butt, lying in the gutter.

( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:59, archived)

mmmmmm.. cigarettes.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

i have a humidor and i gave up smoking.
i should store other dangerous things in it.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:05, archived)

excellent.
 
I was just looking for the Butthole Surfers song "Humidor" but I can't find it on-line.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:14, archived)

AND THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S CALLED "THERMADOR".
 
FUCK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pORJESz4X2Q
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:25, archived)

staring at the arseholes floating past in the sky

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:05, archived)

post bear:

(captain freedom MEATSPIN MY HEArTStRINgS, Thu 29 May 2008, 6:39, archived)

docter dys..
it was a treu stroy.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Thu 29 May 2008, 7:00, archived)