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[challenge entry] I chickened out

From the Ronseal Plots challenge. See all 737 entries (closed)

(Abuscruffy, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I'm really sorry but I think that may have been shopped already
Penguin Classics? The Koran?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:54, archived)
# yeah
it's not the greatest translation because he tried to make it sound like hte king james bible.

"let's see. we've got this book we want to translate. shall we translate it into english, or shall we translate it into a form of late middle english which was ostentatiously archaic even back in jacobean days, which obscures meanings and introduces confusion everywhere but which people for some reason think is more godlike? late middle english it is."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# Penguin do films now?
I think I shall retire for the duration of this compo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# films and books
no-one seems to read the challenge title these days. i guess it's because fraser's so predictable that they look at the first five entries and figure out what it is but he threw a spanner in the works this times. pity the spanner's been drowned in a flood of 28 thousand LOL TOAP MOVIE POSTER images, but it's still there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL TOAP MOVIE POSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# LOL
actually that was a serious one, there's nothing wrong with toap if it makes you laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Woo Ya !
Tits glorious Tits !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 29 May 2008, 9:20, archived)