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( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

Indeed.

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

Oh lord...
True, and a good compo entry... but the board is damn fast... I might have to do some w*rk until it's slowed down...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 29 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

Erm
You don't spell wank with an r!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

You do if you're posh like me....
one is having a warnk.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 29 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

Nazis...
I hate those bastards...
( crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

cool uniforms though.
always very nicely tailored.
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

hahaha
Yays I just had a big packet of greenfly death delivered to my place:D
250 Ladybird larvae.
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

you ordered them?
where from? I WANNA BY INSECT LAVAE TOO!

*glees just thinking of all the pranks*
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

mmm...
office colleague's top drawer; Friday evening... Can't wait for Monday morning 'need a pen' time...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:57, archived)

bangin
can we line them all up and get them to pull a chariot of us to the pub?

Also, blimey, fast moving board today!
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

They'd have to be extremely small chariots:P
Expensive lil gits too! 6p each!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

crikey
they couldn't even carry that much money, how the hell will they spend it.
( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

There are some real bastards out there.
Tell me who they were and I'll send the lads round.

A mate of mine had a truckload of horse manure dumped on his front drive once.
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:56, archived)