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( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

hahahaha
Am i a bad person for enjoying this film ?
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

i loved it
:D and crystal skull!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Shush
If we keep quiet we may have got away with it.
(Ning is wearing pants today, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

nonsense.
it clearly shows you're looking for the right things in a film, rather then focusing on the bad stuff.
haven't seen iron man though.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

not at all
the girls get Sex and the City and we get Iron Man

it's only fair
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

except you know sex and the city is going to be shit.
and full of ugly old hags.
( Mr. Johnson, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:14, archived)

I have a penis
I'm not interested in women's shoes or fashion - there is 0 chance of me ever seeing that movie.

Vagina-owners, on the other hand, seem to find it an irresistible draw, for some reason.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

Don't forget the gays!
We simply MUST rush to the cinema because it's going to be FABULOUS!
Grrr!
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

I don't know any gays who would be interested in this tosh
oh, all right, one. But he is a screaming stereotype.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

i went to see this last night and i thought it was ace.
i even wanted to give the paltrow one, she's got great legs.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:25, archived)

I liked this film
A lot.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock paid for the cross and the nails on, Thu 29 May 2008, 12:41, archived)